Jokes

@moonbus

Quite right old chap, but teatime is at 3 p.m. I think you may have gorn a bit native.

@moonbus

So that's why Prince Harry moved to the US! He's to be appointed the new Governer of America.

@neilarini

Mum's the word.

@petewxyz

When I went up to Cambridge (about 150 years ago), it was quite definitely 4 p.m.

@moonbus said
A MESSAGE FROM THE QUEEN

To the citizens of the United States of America from Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II.

In light of your failure to nominate competent candidates for President of the USA, and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective immediately.

Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II w ...[text shortened]... biscuits (cookies) and cakes; plus strawberries (with cream) when in season.

God Save the Queen!

An oldie but goodie. 😆

@moonbus said
A MESSAGE FROM THE QUEEN

To the citizens of the United States of America from Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II.

In light of your failure to nominate competent candidates for President of the USA, and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective immediately.

Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II w ...[text shortened]... biscuits (cookies) and cakes; plus strawberries (with cream) when in season.

God Save the Queen!

Wow, did England just assume a $30 trillion debt?

What a deal!

Enjoy.

Surely the best way for Britons to decide when to end lockdown would be to hold a referendum. That should be simple enough.

@divegeester said
An oldie but goodie. 😆

I'm such a Anglophile, I couldn't pass that up.

@moonbus said
Surely the best way for Britons to decide when to end lockdown would be to hold a referendum. That should be simple enough.

Excellent, only this time let's have a referendum to see everybody wants a referendum first. Get the thing done properly!

And the Lord said unto John, 'Come forth and you shall receive eternal life.'

Alas, John came fifth and won a toaster.

@petewxyz said
@moonbus

Quite right old chap, but teatime is at 3 p.m. I think you may have gorn a bit native.

I think You missed the point high Tea is served at 4pm promt, what you allude to is afternoon tea. i thank you

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer
What you call a deer with no eyes or legs? Still no eye deer
What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and no genitalia? Still no fxxxxxxg eye deer

What do you call a fish with no eyes? fsh

@moonbus said
A MESSAGE FROM THE QUEEN

To the citizens of the United States of America from Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II.

In light of your failure to nominate competent candidates for President of the USA, and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective immediately.

Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II w ...[text shortened]... biscuits (cookies) and cakes; plus strawberries (with cream) when in season.

God Save the Queen!

It galls in all the right places. 🙂

@badradger said
I think You missed the point high Tea is served at 4pm promt, what you allude to is afternoon tea. i thank you

I should hope it's breakfast, dinner and tea where tea is the last meal of the three Mr Badger.

Horse walks into a bar.

Bar tender says, why the long face?

-VR