To the citizens of the United States of America from Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II.
In light of your failure to nominate competent candidates for President of the USA, and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective immediately.
Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II w ...[text shortened]... biscuits (cookies) and cakes; plus strawberries (with cream) when in season.
God Save the Queen!
In fairness, the Americans have (finally) got their heads around real beer (that isn't Guinness) recently and have quite an industry.
Don't worry about old age...it doesn't last long.
In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now that the world is weird, people take Prozac to make it normal.
@great-big-steessaid Don't worry about old age...it doesn't last long.
In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now that the world is weird, people take Prozac to make it normal.
@lemondropsaid is that the best you can come up with?
This is the jokes thread, pleas post jokes…
Here is one:
Says Tom to his priest: I have a Problem
yes, what is it?
I want to live forever
So marry
then I will live forever?
No, but you cease to wish you would...
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@petewxyzsaid I should hope it's breakfast, dinner and tea where tea is the last meal of the three Mr Badger.
Breakfast, Brunch, lunch, Tea time, High tea, Dinner & Fish Supper