@moonbus saidIn fairness, the Americans have (finally) got their heads around real beer (that isn't Guinness) recently and have quite an industry.
A MESSAGE FROM THE QUEEN
To the citizens of the United States of America from Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II.
In light of your failure to nominate competent candidates for President of the USA, and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective immediately.
Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II w ...[text shortened]... biscuits (cookies) and cakes; plus strawberries (with cream) when in season.
God Save the Queen!
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@deepthought saidI like Sam Adams and Anchor Steam. Coors ("It's The Water" ) is piss-poor.
In fairness, the Americans have (finally) got their heads around real beer (that isn't Guinness) recently and have quite an industry.
@great-big-stees saidLOL....I liked that one!
Don't worry about old age...it doesn't last long.
In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now that the world is weird, people take Prozac to make it normal.
-VR
@very-rusty saidis that the best you can come up with?
Horse walks into a bar.
Bar tender says, why the long face?
-VR
@lemondrop saidThis is the jokes thread, pleas post jokes…
is that the best you can come up with?
Here is one:
Says Tom to his priest: I have a Problem
yes, what is it?
I want to live forever
So marry
then I will live forever?
No, but you cease to wish you would...
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@petewxyz saidBreakfast, Brunch, lunch, Tea time, High tea, Dinner & Fish Supper
I should hope it's breakfast, dinner and tea where tea is the last meal of the three Mr Badger.
@badradger saidSo when can you eat a Fish Supper?
Breakfast, Brunch, lunch, Tea time, High tea & Dinner phillistine