Jokes

@rookie54 said
π birds in the hand is worth 6.28318530718 birds in the bush.

found on the net,
this one's not mine
back to the drawing board
and then the salt mines


What’s the difference between a homeless man on a bike and a billionaire on a unicycle?

Attire.

i like spooning
but i prefer sporking

@rookie54 said
i like spooning
but i prefer sporking

Self quarantining is so difficult. My wife just stared thru the kitchen window for a week!
She looked like she did not have the virus at that point so I let her back in.

An infinite number of Mathematicians walk into a bar.
The first orders a pint.
The second a half.
The third a quarter.
The fourth an eighth.

At the this point the annoyed barman gives them 2 pints and says ...



You guys really should know your limit

If you pour root beer int a square cup do you just get beer?

I have a Fibonacci joke but it's just as bad as my previous two combined.

@wolfgang59 said
I have a Fibonacci joke but it's just as bad as my previous two combined.

@wolfgang59 said
I have a Fibonacci joke but it's just as bad as my previous two combined.

I told this one to my math prof in my freshman year, thinking I would impress him. He did not appreciate it at all. Turns out he was very religious. But in the end, we got along great.
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What's a logarithm?

A catholic lumberjack.

I think my wife is having an affair with my neighbour ............ He's been awfully miserable lately

@wolfgang59 said
I have a Fibonacci joke but it's just as bad as my previous two combined.

@shrew said
I think my wife is having an affair with my neighbour ............ He's been awfully miserable lately

if yer from scotland yer a scot
if yer from england yer an eng

what?
it's just logic