1. Standard memberSuzianne
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    28 Nov '23 20:44
    @fmf said
    I don't know why that would be: I mean, OMD did play a nine-show tour in the US in 1984 after they released "Junk Culture".
    I was 8 years old, at the end of 1984.
  2. SubscriberFMF
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    28 Nov '23 22:42
    @suzianne said
    I was 8 years old, at the end of 1984.
    Yes, but it's not as if OMD's tour was just a couple of showcase gigs: they played nine shows. Their album made the Top 100.
  3. Standard memberDavid Burton
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    29 Nov '23 10:36
    @fmf said
    Yes, but it's not as if OMD's tour was just a couple of showcase gigs: they played nine shows. Their album made the Top 100.
    new album out now Bauhaus Staircase, Liverpool Sparks.
  4. SubscriberGhost of a Duke
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    I took a job as the head of Old McDonald's farm.

    I'm the CIEIO.
  5. Subscribermoonbus
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    01 Dec '23 22:001 edit
    Why is Santa so jolly?





    Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

    Ho ho ho.
  6. SubscriberPonderable
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    What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

    A "Holly" Davidson.
  7. SubscriberThe Gravedigger
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    @ponderable said
    What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

    A "Holly" Davidson.
    Oh deer.
  8. Standard memberpawnpaw
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    08 Dec '23 08:391 edit
    She: why do men always bring condoms, but never use them?
    He: why do women always wear a purse, but never pay for anything?

    😲
  9. Subscriberdivegeester
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    08 Dec '23 09:02
    One day a man woke up in heaven. He was crying bitterly.

    Jesus came over to him and said “what is the matter?”
    The man said “I used to be a carpenter back on earth. I had a special son, he was created and transformed. A book was written about him and he was famous and loved all over the world”

    Jesus looked and looked again … “FATHER?!”

    The man looked quizzically at Jesus … “Pinocchio?”
  10. Subscriberdivegeester
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    10 Dec '23 11:08
    Me: “how many degrees should I set the wash to?”

    Wife: “well what does it say on the T-shirt?”

    Me: “Pink Floyd”
  11. Standard memberDavid Burton
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    10 Dec '23 12:591 edit
    My mother in law asked me why the dog was staring at her.

    I told her "Because your eating of his plate".
  12. Subscriberdivegeester
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    @david-burton said
    My mother in law asked me why the dog was staring at her.

    I told her "Because your eating of his plate".
    “You’re”
    “Off”

    Said the grammar enforcement officer rather sternly.
  13. SubscriberPonderable
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    What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

    Frosted Flakes or Ice Crispies.
  14. Standard memberpawnpaw
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    20 Dec '23 05:48
    What did the one Christmas tree say to the other Christmas tree...
    "You need to lighten up!"
  15. Standard memberDavid Burton
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    21 Dec '23 15:13
    I just spent all day and all night reading a book about the Romanian capital.

    I really need to give that Bucharest
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