1. SubscriberThe Gravedigger
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    24 Nov '23 23:11
    @jj-adams said
    ? I don't get it
    Its 2 separate jokes
  2. Standard memberDavid Burton
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    My grandfather always said "when one door closes, another one opens"

    Great man really, but a terrible cabinet maker.
  3. SubscriberGhost of a Duke
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    I'm currently on a restaurant date with a female boxer.

    She's going for the ribs.
  4. Standard memberDavid Burton
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    @ghost-of-a-duke said
    I'm currently on a restaurant date with a female boxer.

    She's going for the ribs.
    Did she make you go weak at the knees.?
  5. SubscriberGhost of a Duke
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    @david-burton said
    Did she make you go weak at the knees.?
    That's below the belt. 😲
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    @ghost-of-a-duke said
    That's below the belt. 😲
    So, er, what’s the punchline?
  7. SubscriberGhost of a Duke
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    I've created a writing software to rival Microsoft.

    It’s their Word against mine.
  8. Standard memberDavid Burton
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    Do Kestrels Fly at night? All Kestrels Manoeuvre in the Dark
  9. SubscriberThe Gravedigger
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    27 Nov '23 12:261 edit
    @david-burton said
    Do Kestrels Fly at night? All Kestrels Manoeuvre in the Dark
    Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark (OMD) are an English electronic band formed in Wirral, Merseyside, in 1978. The group consists of founding duo an

    ~VR
  10. SubscriberGhost of a Duke
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    I didn't think vodka could help my problems.

    But it was worth a shot.
  11. Standard memberSuzianne
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    @the-gravedigger said
    Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark (OMD) are an English electronic band formed in Wirral, Merseyside, in 1978. The group consists of founding duo an

    ~VR
    No wonder I didn't get it.
  12. SubscriberThe Gravedigger
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    @suzianne said
    No wonder I didn't get it.
    The band was pretty big over here in the late 70's.
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    @the-gravedigger said
    The band was pretty big over here in the late 70's.
    I'd say their heyday was in the 1980s, actually.

    I learn more and more about your flaws with each passing day.
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    @suzianne said
    No wonder I didn't get it.
    I don't know why that would be: I mean, OMD did play a nine-show tour in the US in 1984 after they released "Junk Culture".
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    Did you know that 10+10 and 11+11 equal the same thing? 10+10 equals 20, and 11+11 equals 20 too.
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