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If anyone wants a list of my favourite Bugs Bunny quotes, I'll send them to you in a WhatsApp doc.

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@Ghost-of-a-Duke said
If anyone wants a list of my favourite Bugs Bunny quotes, I'll send them to you in a WhatsApp doc.
Nope.

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@Arkturos said
Nope.
Way to miss the punchline.

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The modern day Major League baseball record for a player being hit by a ball is 285 times, held by Craig Biggio

Who holds the record for being hit by a ball in the face the most times??

Press here for surprise answer ---->

Cary Grant 🙂

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Last night, I accidentally swallowed the cat's medication. Don't ask meow.

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@Ghost-of-a-Duke said
Way to miss the punchline.
Whatever, Lord Pompoux. It's a poor joke that doesn't get a larf -- wouldn't you agree?

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@Ghost-of-a-Duke said
Way to miss the punchline.
I thought you had outgrown pouting.

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I'm not sure what shocked my postman more, the fact that I came to the door completely naked, or that I knew where he lived.

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I'm entering the World's Tightest Hat contest once more. I hope I can pull it off this time.

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If you jumped off the bridge in Paris, you’d be in Seine.

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I told my wife that her underwear was way too tight and very revealing.
She told me if that was the case I should wear my own.

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My grandad has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from London zoo.

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How can you spot a blind man at a nude beach? It's not hard.
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A man went to see a lady of the night. The next day, he found out that he had crabs. So he went to her and complained.
To which she said, "For $5, what did you expect, lobsters?"