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@AlanTal said
A drummer friend of mine has recently fathered twin girls. He named them Anna One and Anna Two.
I thought Lawrence Welk was an accordionist 🪗.🤔

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@Great-Big-Stees said
I thought Lawrence Welk was an accordionist 🪗.🤔
Since you are old enough to remember Lawrence Welk, you might also remember Sing Along With Mitch, which was the butt of the following:

What do you get if a bee stings you on top of a mosquito bite ?


Sting Along With Itch

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@moonbus said
Since you are old enough to remember Lawrence Welk, you might also remember Sing Along With Mitch, which was the butt of the following:

What do you get if a bee stings you on top of a mosquito bite ?


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Ah yes…”follow the bouncing ball”.👍😉

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@Great-Big-Stees said
Ah yes…”follow the bouncing ball”.👍😉
Gad, we're old. Why do we remember that, but not where I left the car keys ????

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@moonbus said
Gad, we're old. Why do we remember that, but not where I left the car keys ????
As we mature…oh man, I forgot what I was going to say.😲🫢

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What goes up but never comes down?
my age...

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@Ponderable said
What goes up but never comes down?
my age...
I think you’re ageless.👍😉

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What goes up but never comes down?
my weight...

What falls out and never grows back in... ahh, never mind

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@Earl-of-Trumps said
What goes up but never comes down?
my weight...

What falls out and never grows back in... ahh, never mind
My hair and I had a falling out.🤔😲

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@Ponderable said
What goes up but never comes down?
my age...
What falls but never breaks?

night



What breaks but never falls?


dawn

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Diarrhea is hereditary.
It runs in the jeans.🫢

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@Great-Big-Stees said
Diarrhea is hereditary.
It runs in the jeans.🫢
Insanity is hereditary, too -- you get it from your kids.

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...at least you can't pass impotence down the family line.

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@AlanTal said
...at least you can't pass impotence down the family line.
I have a sure-fire cure for baldness: don't have a bald grandfather. I'm having a little trouble marketing the product however ...

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My wife cheated on me with my deaf best friend. I should've seen the signs.