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@Arkturos said
Just the other day (and not for the first time) I was thinking about the historical misogyny of stage magic. [that's just commentary in reply]
It's a size thing. But I know what you mean.


@AlanTal said
A drummer friend of mine strapped his sat nav to his bongo drum.
Now, he has a TomTom tomtom.
That one is about outdated as this:


Why is Margaret Thatcher like a pound coin?

She’s thick, brassy, and she thinks she’s a sovereign.


I'm having difficulty splitting up from my optician girlfriend. Whenever I say to her that I can't see her anymore, she moves closer and says 'Now can you see me?'


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Why did you remove this one? It was funny.

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@Ponderable said
Why did you remove this one? It was funny.
I thought so too at first, I found it on facebook, two men talking. But then I wasn't sure any more. πŸ™‚

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@Torunn said
I thought so too at first, I found it on facebook, two men talking. But then I wasn't sure any more. πŸ™‚
Pretty please...


"How come that you still call your wife Darling, Sweetheart, Honey after 50 years of marriage?"
"I've forgotten her name and I don't dare to ask."


πŸ™‚


@Torunn said
"How come that you still call your wife Darling, Sweetheart, Honey after 50 years of marriage?"
"I've forgotten her name and I don't dare to ask."


πŸ™‚
Cheers!


kids in the back seat cause accidents
accidents in the back seat cause kids


I am going to try lunges in order to keep fit. It's going to be a big step forward for me.


@Removed said
Didn't you already post that one recently?
Narnia business.

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@moonbus said
Narnia business.
I do tend to circulate jokes. πŸ™‚


I have the attention of a goldfish.

Seriously, it's been watching me for hours...


social media, amirite?
folks arguing this
folks arguing that
they argue so fast and furious they use the wrong words!
and none of em, NONE of em! have the humidity to correct themselves