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@Ghost-of-a-Duke
I posted the hokey cokey ten days ago 😠.

I've just posted some snow to you in disgust. I hope you get my drift...

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@AlanTal said
@Ghost-of-a-Duke
I posted the hokey cokey ten days ago 😠.

I've just posted some snow to you in disgust. I hope you get my drift...
I've deleted all the Germans from my smartphone--now I phone Hans-free.

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@AlanTal said
@Ghost-of-a-Duke
I posted the hokey cokey ten days ago 😠.

I've just posted some snow to you in disgust. I hope you get my drift...
Yikes!

I deserve the snow.


(Snow hasn't arrived yet but I did get some rice through the post. Think it was from my Uncle Ben).

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@Ghost-of-a-Duke said
Yikes!

I deserve the snow.


(Snow hasn't arrived yet but I did get some rice through the post. Think it was from my Uncle Ben).
Minnesota has had a lot of “ICE” recently but it’s srarting to melt away.👍

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GoaD, Stees and moony...
Desist! I feel outnumbered. No, I didn't say outwitted.

I come from a long line of failed magicians. If you don't believe me, I have two half sisters to vouch for me.

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I got bored, so memorised six pages of the dictionary.

What did I learn? ... Next to nothing.

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@orangutan said
I got bored, so memorised six pages of the dictionary.

What did I learn? ... Next to nothing.
Both the front and the back of my dictionary are missing. Things just go from bad to worse.

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@AlanTal said
Both the front and the back of my dictionary are missing. Things just go from bad to worse.
What starts with "e", ends with "e", and contains one letter?



envelope

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@moonbus
Oh dear.

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@moonbus said
What starts with "e", ends with "e", and contains one letter?



Hidden content removed
Please go stand in the corner.

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A drummer friend of mine strapped his sat nav to his bongo drum.
Now, he has a TomTom tomtom.

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So, discovered a lion in my wardrobe this morning and bravely challenged why he was there.

He replied coldly, "Narnia business."

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My pet iguana managed to eat some Viagra™.
I've got reptile dysfunction.

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@AlanTal said

I come from a long line of failed magicians. If you don't believe me, I have two half sisters to vouch for me.
Just the other day (and not for the first time) I was thinking about the historical misogyny of stage magic. [that's just commentary in reply]

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@Ghost-of-a-Duke said
So, discovered a lion in my wardrobe this morning and bravely challenged why he was there.

He replied coldly, "Narnia business."
Didn't you already post that one recently?