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    30 Nov '17 17:551 edit
    Originally posted by @sonhouse
    And you measured that effect no doubt with a femdometer, which lately have been giving high readings.
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    30 Nov '17 18:06
    Originally posted by @sonhouse
    I heard it was 'two dogs fukking'πŸ™‚
    I tried that and it wouldn't get past the moderators ...😠
  3. Subscribersonhouse
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    30 Nov '17 19:04
    Originally posted by @phil3000
    I tried that and it wouldn't get past the moderators ...😠
    Just make it fuk or fukk, that gets past.
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    30 Nov '17 22:29
    Anyone come across the recent research that has shown people having two or three cups of coffee per day live longer than non coffee drinkers?

    Well, I've been doing my own research and have concluded that having two or preferably three large glasses of wine a day can reduce your risk of giving a shlt.
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    01 Dec '17 01:26
    Originally posted by @billyray
    .
    Was that a pointed remark?
  6. SubscriberSuzianne
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    01 Dec '17 05:20
    Originally posted by @sonhouse
    And you measured that effect no doubt with a femdometer, which lately have been giving high readings.
    Are you complaining?!? 😠
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    01 Dec '17 14:34
    Study shows that dogs have 530,000,000 neurons in their cerebral cortex where cats have a paltry 250,000,000. (Dogs smarter than cats) BTW, humans have "around" 16,000,000,000, give or take a "few".
  8. Standard memberHandyAndy
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    01 Dec '17 15:18
    Originally posted by @great-big-stees
    Study shows that dogs have 530,000,000 neurons in their cerebral cortex where cats have a paltry 250,000,000. (Dogs smarter than cats) BTW, humans have "around" 16,000,000,000, give or take a "few".
    Are you saying that President Trump is really a cat?
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    01 Dec '17 18:10
    Originally posted by @suzianne
    Are you complaining?!? 😠
    No, I like to see women winning for a change. Nothing serious.
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    06 Dec '17 00:20
    A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theatre. When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the man, "Sorry, sir, but you're only allowed one seat."
    The man groaned, but didn't budge.
    The usher became impatient. "Sir, if you don't get up from there I'm going to have to call the manager."
    Again, the man just groaned, which infuriated the usher who turned and marched briskly back up the aisle in search of his manager.
    In a few moments, both the usher and the manager returned and stood over the man. Together the two of them tried repeatedly to move him, but with no success.
    Finally, they summoned the police. The cop surveyed the situation briefly then asked, "All right buddy, what's your name?"
    "Sam," the man moaned.
    "Where ya from, Sam?"
    With pain in his voice Sam replied..."The balcony."
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    06 Dec '17 09:49
    Originally posted by @handyandy
    Are you saying that President Trump is really a cat?
    Aren't there flatworms with only eight neurons each?
  12. SubscriberSuzianne
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    06 Dec '17 12:55
    Originally posted by @sonhouse
    No, I like to see women winning for a change. Nothing serious.
    It was, you know, a joke.
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    06 Dec '17 13:53
    Dear Diary, packed for the cruise ship -- all my nicest dresses, swimsuits, short sets. Really, really exciting. Our local Red Hat chapter - The Late Bloomers decided on this "all-girls" trip. It will be my first one - and I can't wait!
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    DEAR DIARY - DAY 2
    Entire day at sea, beautiful. Saw whales and dolphins. Met the Captain today -- seems like a very nice man.
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    DEAR DIARY - DAY 3
    At the pool today. Did some shuffleboard, hit golf balls off the deck. The Captain invited me to join him at his table for dinner. Felt honoured and had a wonderful time. He is very attractive and attentive..
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    DEAR DIARY - DAY 4
    Won $800.00 in the ship's casino. The Captain asked me to have dinner with him in his own cabin. Had a scrumptious meal complete with caviar and champagne. He asked me to stay the night, but I declined. Told him I could not be unfaithful to my boyfriend.
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    DEAR DIARY - DAY 5
    Pool again today. Got sunburned, and I went inside to drink at piano-bar, stayed there for rest of day. The Captain saw me, bought me several large drinks. Really is quite charming. Again asked me to visit his cabin for the night. Again I declined. He told me, if I did not let him have his way with me, he would sink the ship... I was shocked.
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    DEAR DIARY - DAY 6
    Today I saved 2600 lives...


    Twice
  14. Subscribersonhouse
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    06 Dec '17 15:52
    Originally posted by @suzianne
    It was, you know, a joke.
    Ok, you got meπŸ™‚
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    06 Dec '17 18:32
    Originally posted by @great-big-stees
    Study shows that dogs have 530,000,000 neurons in their cerebral cortex where cats have a paltry 250,000,000. (Dogs smarter than cats) BTW, humans have "around" 16,000,000,000, give or take a "few".
    A dog will look up to you

    A cat will look down on you.

    But a pig will look you square in the eye.
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