Originally posted by @whodey🙂
The Holiday seasons brought this gem to mind
What is the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
Outlaws are wanted.
Originally posted by @whodey🙂
The Holiday seasons brought this gem to mind
What is the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
Outlaws are wanted.
Originally posted by @phil3000I heard it was 'two dogs fukking'🙂
Little north American Indian boy asks his mother ." why do they call sitting bull ,sitting bull ?
" Well son, when young sitting bulls mother was in labour she noticed a bull sitting down in front of her tepee so she decided to call her son sitting bull " she told her son .
" Mum ,mum ,why do they call crazy horse ,crazy horse ? " the son asked .
" We ...[text shortened]... e for bed and we will have no more questions for tonight, so good night wet dog licking balls "
Originally posted by @coquetteThere was electricity in the air all night though, told in that famous book
I got a charge out of it
Originally posted by @sonhouseWow, one small step and then whirled by a dervish. Whew!
There was electricity in the air all night though, told in that famous book
Current events in Electra City written by that famous blues man, Lightning Hopkins!
There was a lot of resistance getting it published however.
The press accused Lightning Hopkins of not having enough of a magnetic character to be writing such deep essays.
He was the light of ...[text shortened]... n his field' one fan wrote.
I made a short circuit to the bookstore after I read that fan mail.
Originally posted by @coquetteOne small step for a mannequin....
Wow, one small step and then whirled by a dervish. Whew!
Originally posted by @sonhouseOne giant leap for femdom
One small step for a mannequin....
Originally posted by @coquetteAnd you measured that effect no doubt with a femdometer, which lately have been giving high readings.
One giant leap for femdom
Originally posted by @sonhouse.
And you measured that effect no doubt with a femdometer, which lately have been giving high readings.
Originally posted by @sonhouseI tried that and it wouldn't get past the moderators ...ðŸ˜
I heard it was 'two dogs fukking'🙂
Originally posted by @phil3000Just make it fuk or fukk, that gets past.
I tried that and it wouldn't get past the moderators ...ðŸ˜