three blonde women take a stroll. A fairy appeasr: "Oh you are three...so one wish for each."
"I want to be more blond" says the first and she becomes more blond.
"I want to be more beautiful" says the second and she becomes more beautiful.
"I want to be dumber" says the third and becomes... a man.
My friend, we'll call him "Tom", was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business.
He knew that he would inherit a fortune once his sickly father died. Tom" wanted two things:
• To learn how to invest his inheritance.
• To find a wife to share his fortune
One evening at an investment meeting, he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away. "I may look like just an ordinary man," he said to her, "but in just a few years, my father will die, and I'll inherit 200 million dollars."
Impressed, the woman obtained his business card.
Two weeks later, she became his stepmother.
Women are so much better at estate planning, then men are.
An old couple were in the act of oral sex when the old man came up and said " that's it I cant stand the smell " ......." oh sorry my dear ,its my arthritis " she replied .
" get away , its not arthritis that's making your vagina smell awful " he remarked
" it is , its the arthritis in my shoulder, stops me from wiping my backside properly " she replied