Originally posted by @fmf A hotel guest in Port Moresby comes down to reception to make a few requests about the room he has just checked in to.
"The mini bar is empty. I'd like it filled."
"Very good, sir."
"I can't seem to adjust the air conditioning".
"Of course. We'll send a technician up."
"Could I arrange it so that no calls are put through to the room?"
"R ...[text shortened]... are."
"And I'd like the porn disabled."
"All our porn is just regular porn, you creep!"
We had the discussion that the joke seems to be the same to all people except you...
A man chcks into a hotel and hears a lot of laughing i a confernce room. He is nosey so he looks in to see what is on. Some guy says "153" roaring laughter. He asks a bystnader what the sense is. The bystander says: This is the convention of jokers, to save time they tell jokes after their number.
At this point someone yells "20786"
Laughter with no end.
Asks the preson what is now? Ansers the bysatnder: Nobody knew that one...
I just took a leaflet out of my mailbox, informing me that I can have sex at 79. I'm so happy, because I live at number 75. So it's not too far to walk home afterwards. What's best is it's the same side of the street. I don't even have to cross the road!
Originally posted by @great-big-stees I just took a leaflet out of my mailbox, informing me that I can have sex at 79. I'm so happy, because I live at number 75. So it's not too far to walk home afterwards. What's best is it's the same side of the street. I don't even have to cross the road!
A man and his wife were traveling down the highway when they saw the lights of a patrol car behind them. When they pulled over, the patrol man came up to the window and said, "I am going to give you two tickets. One because you were speeding and one because you didn't have your seat belt fastened." The man said, "I did too have my seat belt fastened. I just loosened it when you came up to the car." The Patrol Man said to the man's wife, "I know he didn't have his seatbelt fastened. Isn't that right, lady?" She replied, "Well, officer. I learned a long time ago not to argue with my husband when he's drunk."