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Joined 02 Jan '06 Moves 12857 If everyone reads this symbol as "#" (pound) then what is up with the #Metoo movement?
Seedy piano bar
Joined 09 May '08 Moves 278880 I took out a loan to pay for an exorcism. If I don’t pay it back I’m going to get repossessed.
Seedy piano bar
Joined 09 May '08 Moves 278880 Why are they calling it Brexit and not The Great British Break Off?
Minnesota
Joined 05 May '08 Moves 331623 What do you call a group of chess players at their annual meeting?
Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.
Joined 02 Jan '06 Moves 12857 My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.
Rodney Dangerfield
Joined 02 Jan '06 Moves 12857 People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.
A. A. Milne
Joined 02 Jan '06 Moves 12857 The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.
Bill Watterson
Joined 02 Jan '06 Moves 12857 If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.
Groucho Marx
Joined 02 Jan '06 Moves 12857 Politics: Poli a Latin word meaning many and tics meaning bloodsucking creatures.
Robin Williams
Joined 02 Jan '06 Moves 12857 I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.
Elayne Boosler
Linkenheim
Joined 22 Apr '05 Moves 654980 The Bassist Comes late to practice. The lead guitarist asks for the reason.
"I had closed my car door and forgotten the keys inside"
"You could have cared after practice"
"No the Drummer was stil inside..."
Joined 29 Dec '08 Moves 6788 Why did the chicken cross the road?
OK, why?
To get to The idiot’s house.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
The chicken.
Joined 02 Jan '06 Moves 12857 I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member
I was married by a judge but I should have asked for a jury.
Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.
All people are alike except Democrats and Republicans.
Humor is reason gone mad
I've got the brain of a 4 year old, I bet he was glad to get rid of it.
Before I speak, I have something important to say.
In Hollywood, the bride keeps the bouquets and throws away the groom.
-Groucho Marx
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Joined 09 Sep '18 Moves 20590 How can you tell an American is bragging......his mouth is open.
Halifax, Nova Scotia
Joined 04 Oct '06 Moves 597785 Originally posted by @badradger
How can you tell an American is bragging......his mouth is open. badradger is back...This is the joke thread right? 😉
-VR
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