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A new development in theme park rides:
Now made of plastic.
Yes folks, we now have the Non ferrous wheel.
Now made of plastic.
Yes folks, we now have the Non ferrous wheel.
Originally posted by @sonhouseThe densest element in the universe has been found!
A new development in theme park rides:
Now made of plastic.
Yes folks, we now have the Non ferrous wheel.
Originally posted by @whodeyA certain comedian and a celebrity space man just had a kid, its name:
The densest element in the universe has been found!
Pelosium:
A major research institution has just announced this discovery of the densest element yet known to science. The new element has been named Pelosium. Pelosium has 1 neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 223 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 311.
The ...[text shortened]... believe that Pelosium is formed whenever morons reach a certain density of voting concentration.
Originally posted by @xyyzLettuce get on with it then. Just don't cherry pick the dictionary for it, you will be collard if you do. For this you won't EVER get the yolk.
Romaine calm, I'll have more vegetable jokes at a later thyme.
@very-rusty saidIn my youth I was blond...I don't get it.
Last year, I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive double pane energy efficient kind. But this week, I got a call from the contractor complaining that his work had been completed a whole year and I had yet to pay for them.
Boy, oh boy, did we go around! Just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am automatically stupid. So, I proceeded to tell him j ...[text shortened]... n the other end of the line, so I just hung up, and he hasn't called back. Guess he was embarrassed.
@great-big-stees saidDon't sweat it old friend, it is just a joke, I was never a blonde but you have to get the joke!
In my youth I was blond...I don't get it.