whats the difference between an intelligent American and a unicorn
nothing ....they are both fictional
nothing ....they are both fictional
Originally posted by @badradgerNOW...Look what you did, you're going to have all the Americans P*ssed off at you! 😉
whats the difference between an intelligent American and a unicorn
nothing ....they are both fictional
Originally posted by @wolfe63LOL...Hey don't kid yourself the Viagra was more for her than you! 😉
No self-respect for the elderly. I tell ya...I get no self-respect.
- The other morning, the big newspaper wasn't at my door...so I missed going to Mass.
- Last week, the mall escalator lost power when I was half-way...I was trapped for an hour!
- Since retirement, everything's really been clicking for me...my knees, my elbows and my neck.
- I guess th ...[text shortened]... shoes."
Gesturing around the store, the clerk responded, "Take your pick."
No self respect!
Originally posted by @very-rustyWrong!
NOW...Look what you did, you're going to have all the Americans P*ssed off at you! 😉
-VR
Originally posted by @badradgerMy dad used to say if you get such an exam, make sure he has only one hand on your back....
DOCTOR,,its quite normal to get an erection during an anal examination
PATIENT,, but I aint got an erection doctor
DOCTOR ,,I know but I have
Originally posted by @whodeyThese aliens who just landed in San Antonio and asked for some land are something! They say it takes 4 different kind to be able to reproduce! I hear some of them write songs and the last one goes like this:
A farmer had 5 female pigs. Times were hard, so he decided to take them to the county fair and sell them. At the fair, he met another farmer who owned 5 male pigs. After talking a bit, they decided to mate the pigs and split everything 50/50.
The farmers lived 60 miles apart, so they decided to drive 30 miles each morning and find a field in which to let ...[text shortened]... "Neither," yelled his wife, "They're in the station wagon. And one of them is honking the horn."