So the brain-transplant surgeon says to the patient;
"We have two possible brains for you -
you can have Stephen Hawking's brain for $1,000
or you can have whodey's brain for $10,000"
"Why the price difference?" asks the patient.
The surgeon replies;
"Because the whodey brain has hardly been used."
@wolfgang59said So the brain-transplant surgeon says to the patient;
"We have two possible brains for you -
you can have Stephen Hawking's brain for $1,000
or you can have whodey's brain for $10,000"
"Why the price difference?" asks the patient.
The surgeon replies;
"Because the whodey brain has hardly been used."
I would take 1:10 odds on Stephen Hawking's brain any day of the week...
@wolfgang59said So the brain-transplant surgeon says to the patient;
"We have two possible brains for you -
you can have Stephen Hawking's brain for $1,000
or you can have whodey's brain for $10,000"
"Why the price difference?" asks the patient.
The surgeon replies;
"Because the whodey brain has hardly been used."
Paddy says to Murphy 'My pal came off his motorbike today'.
'Oh really' Murphy said.
'Yes, he has brain damage,2 broken arms and is blind in one eye' replied Paddy.
'Bloody hell says Murphy, no wonder he came off'.
An elderly conductor, married to a much younger woman, was asked by a curious reporter:
- Have you ever thought of death?
- Yes, I have but what can I do - if she dies, she dies.