Jokes

So this guy answers the door and as he opened the door their stood the Grim Reaper with his sickle and black hood. However, he had pink shorts with green polka dots wearing socks with sandals.

The man then asks, "You call this death with dignity?"

Final Democrat tally for midterm elections

1. Elizabeth Warren, 1/1024 part Indian
2. Rachel Dolezal, 1/1024 African American
3. Danica Roem, 1/1024 female
4. Al Franken, 1/1024 funny
5. Dick Blumenthal, 1/1024 Vietnam vet
6. Cory Booker, 1/1024 Spartacus
7. Christine Ford, 1/1024 believable
8. Maxine Waters 1/1024 intelligent
9. Nancy Pelosi, 1/1024 sane
10 Hillary Clinton, 0/1024 President.

@whodey said
Final Democrat tally for midterm elections

1. Elizabeth Warren, 1/1024 part Indian
2. Rachel Dolezal, 1/1024 African American
3. Danica Roem, 1/1024 female
4. Al Franken, 1/1024 funny
5. Dick Blumenthal, 1/1024 Vietnam vet
6. Cory Booker, 1/1024 Spartacus
7. Christine Ford, 1/1024 believable
8. Maxine Waters 1/1024 intelligent
9. Nancy Pelosi, 1/1024 sane
10 Hillary Clinton, 0/1024 President.

The entire Republican Party, 1/1024 human

Donald Trump, all liar, all the time!

@whodey said
KFC has a Taylor Swift special for only $8.95

Two bony thighs, two small breasts, and a left wing.

You know, whodey, just for you, I hope God IS a woman!

@suzianne said
You know, whodey, just for you, I hope God IS a woman!

Would that then make men oppressed in the sick way of thinking of the Progressive mind Suzy?

Actually God is neither man or woman, at least, according to the Bible you never seem to read.

NEITHER is God a race. He loves white folk just as much of brown and black.

And yes, even orange folk Suzy.

Did you know God loves Donald Trump?

I apologize for making your head spin round as you spew bile for saying such things.

Don't worry though, your local coven probably put a hex on Donald Trump.

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/brett-kavanaugh-hex-new-york-witches-protest-brooklyn-supreme-court-sexual-assault-a8594581.html

@whodey said
Would that then make men oppressed in the sick way of thinking of the Progressive mind Suzy?

Actually God is neither man or woman, at least, according to the Bible you never seem to read.

NEITHER is God a race. He loves white folk just as much of brown and black.

And yes, even orange folk Suzy.

Did you know God loves Donald Trump?

I apologize for making your he ...[text shortened]... ics/brett-kavanaugh-hex-new-york-witches-protest-brooklyn-supreme-court-sexual-assault-a8594581.html

He shoots and scores....BACK OF THE NET

@badradger said
He shoots and scores....BACK OF THE NET

All it takes is a pulse.

@whodey said
Would that then make men oppressed in the sick way of thinking of the Progressive mind Suzy?

Actually God is neither man or woman, at least, according to the Bible you never seem to read.

NEITHER is God a race. He loves white folk just as much of brown and black.

And yes, even orange folk Suzy.

Did you know God loves Donald Trump?

I apologize for making your he ...[text shortened]... ics/brett-kavanaugh-hex-new-york-witches-protest-brooklyn-supreme-court-sexual-assault-a8594581.html

Somebody pee in your Cheerios this morning?

Go on, tell another.

And no, not the "pull my finger" kind, either.

@whodey said


Did you know God loves Donald Trump?

Are you sure? I don't believe it!!! 😛

-VR

@Very-Rusty
Trump just bought a million lottery tickets.

He wants to be a REAL billionaire.....

@sonhouse said
@Very-Rusty
Trump just bought a million lottery tickets.

He wants to be a REAL billionaire.....

LOL....There is really no one else that was ever in the white house to compare him too. 😉

-VR

@very-rusty said
Are you sure? I don't believe it!!! 😛

-VR

I NEVER said God likes the Donald. In fact, I'm not sure even his children like him, but God does love him all the same.

Sorry to break it to ya.

@whodey said
I NEVER said God likes the Donald. In fact, I'm not sure even his children like him, but God does love him all the same.

Sorry to break it to ya.

I really doubt it.

Never has a more full-of-himself, unrepentant sinner ever walked the earth.

Do you really think the Donald is a born-again Christian? I see no signs of it, in fact the reverse. He's probably totally proud of every single one of his sins.

"Best sins EVAR!!!"

@suzianne said
I really doubt it.

Never has a more full-of-himself, unrepentant sinner ever walked the earth.

Do you really think the Donald is a born-again Christian? I see no signs of it, in fact the reverse. He's probably totally proud of every single one of his sins.

"Best sins EVAR!!!"

Has Donald been convicted of anything?He might not be a saint but their are plenty worse than him,just look at some of the freak priests in the catholic church.

@gareth-cobb said
Has Donald been convicted of anything?He might not be a saint but their are plenty worse than him,just look at some of the freak priests in the catholic church.

Gee, arguably the most powerful man on Earth and no convictions? Funny how that works. You haven't noticed some of the dudes the closest to him anyone has come are now in Jail? And they haven't even started on Trump Jr and that bunch.
It means nothing to you that everyone close to him outside his own family has flipped, trying to save THEIR own sorry asses in the messes Trump has engineered?
Now he refuses to even use the government issued cell phones, just keep using his personal Iphone which now has been been proven to be a direct link to the Chinese and Russians recording every word he says on that phone.
I suppose you figure THAT is also just so much fake news.......
A really great JOKE, eh.