Jokes

@sonhouse said
Gee, arguably the most powerful man on Earth and no convictions? Funny how that works. You haven't noticed some of the dudes the closest to him anyone has come are now in Jail? And they haven't even started on Trump Jr and that bunch.
It means nothing to you that everyone close to him outside his own family has flipped, trying to save THEIR own sorry asses in the messes Tr ...[text shortened]... at phone.
I suppose you figure THAT is also just so much fake news.......
A really great JOKE, eh.

@sonhouse said
Gee, arguably the most powerful man on Earth and no convictions? Funny how that works. You haven't noticed some of the dudes the closest to him anyone has come are now in Jail? And they haven't even started on Trump Jr and that bunch.
It means nothing to you that everyone close to him outside his own family has flipped, trying to save THEIR own sorry asses in the messes Tr ...[text shortened]... at phone.
I suppose you figure THAT is also just so much fake news.......
A really great JOKE, eh.

@gareth-cobb said
Is there any proof his phone was hacked, sounds fake to me .I would think the most powerful man in the world would have pretty good security and know if his phone could be hacked.What's funny is he is still as popular as when he was elected despite all the media critics and would probably get elected again if a vote was held tomorrow.

@suzianne said
I really doubt it.

Never has a more full-of-himself, unrepentant sinner ever walked the earth.

Do you really think the Donald is a born-again Christian? I see no signs of it, in fact the reverse. He's probably totally proud of every single one of his sins.

"Best sins EVAR!!!"

Don't flatulate in Harrods!

A lady walks into Harrods. She looks around, spots a beautiful
diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look more closely, she unexpectedly flatulates.
Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone noticed her little woops and prays that a sales person was not anywhere near.
As she turns around, her worst nightmare materialises in the form of a salesman standing right behind her - Good looking as well
Cool as a cucumber, he displays all of the qualities one would expect of a professional in a store like Harrods.
He politely greets the lady with, 'Good day, Madam. How may we help you today?
Blushing and uncomfortable, but still hoping that the salesman somehow missed her little 'incident', she asks, 'what is the price of this lovely bracelet?'
He answers, "Madam - if you flatulated just looking at it - you're going to defecate you when I tell you the price!"

- A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

- A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don’t need it.

- Money can’t buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.

I found a wallet with 20 dollars in it. I wasn't sure how to proceed, but then I thought,
"What would Jesus do?"

So I turned it into wine

The Democratic headquarter just received a suspicious package as the building was evacuated. FBI burst into the room and there lay a box open with a copy of the Constitution in it.

I hear the worst pain women have is child birth. I also hear that it is almost as bad as that feeling when a man goes to the fridge for a beer and finds that there is none to be had.

@gareth-cobb said
Is there any proof his phone was hacked, sounds fake to me .I would think the most powerful man in the world would have pretty good security and know if his phone could be hacked.What's funny is he is still as popular as when he was elected despite all the media critics and would probably get elected again if a vote was held tomorrow.

@sonhouse said
So you think all the spies around the planet would have no interest in hearing what Trump says on his unprotected cell phone? Exactly what planet are you from then?

Went to see the film 'Bohemian Rhapsody ' last night.

Halfway through someone walked in front of the projector and cast his shadow on the screen.

I shouted out:

"I see a little silhouetto of a man..."

@greenpawn34 said
Went to see the film 'Bohemian Rhapsody ' last night.

Halfway through someone walked in front of the projector and cast his shadow on the screen.

I shouted out:

"I see a little silhouetto of a man..."

A joke: Whitaker recusing himself.....