"I knew I was an unwanted child when my doctor told me I was born with a coat hanger in my ear"
- Joan Rivers
- Joan Rivers
@earl-of-trumps saidGood joke!
In Podunk Georgia, Famer Browne took little Elmo to court for stealing a chicken from his chicken coop. The two now stand in front of the Judge.
J: Ok, farmer Browne, please tell the court what you know about the theft of your chicken.
FB: Well, yo' honna, I heard my chickens get all excited like they was being attacked or sumfn'. When I dun come running out t ...[text shortened]... dismissed"
Little Elmo, looking perplexed then said, "Does that mean I get to keep the chicken?"
@earl-of-trumps saidWe don't do the blonde jokes anymore, as far as I know. We used to make fun of the Norwegians, as they did of us but that too has stopped. Have we lost our sense of humour? 🙂
I know. my bad lol.
BTW, do Swedes tell blonde jokes? Just wondering 🙂
And if you have any American jokes, fore away! We don't have any over here
@torunn saidYa, I think so, Torunn, we are losing our sense of humor, out ability to laugh at ourselves.
We don't do the blonde jokes anymore, as far as I know. We used to make fun of the Norwegians, as they did of us but that too has stopped. Have we lost our sense of humour? 🙂
@earl-of-trumps saidIf someone is unable to laugh at themselves I will be more than happy to do it for them.
Ya, I think so, Torunn, we are losing our sense of humor, out ability to laugh at ourselves.
I know a comedian that says he will not do colleges ever again. He says they are humorless people. Kinda sad because you can have a good time laughing
@ghost-of-a-duke saidI don't get it, my ant gets sick all the time. There is no end to her complaining.
Why don't ants ever get sick?
Because they have little anty bodies.
@shallow-blue saidWell, it doesn't take long to throw it all out the window.
A man packing for himself takes half an hour.
A woman packing for herself takes half a day.
A man packing for a woman takes the same half hour.
A woman packing for a man takes half a minute.
@whodey saidYou just described sonhouse perfectly.
You might be a liberal if..........
1. You have PTSD to the color Orange.
2. You think things can really all be free. It's magic.
3. You moved to Texas from California to get away from the insane taxes, and then turn around and vote for the same types of politicians.
4. You really believe Obama earned his Nobel Peace prize.
5. Everyone that disagrees with y ...[text shortened]... k to her country but Omar can say Jews control the US government with their "Benjamins" and it's OK.
@shallow-blue saidWell boo-hoo!
If a man said that to a woman you'd be screaming for his castration. The fair sex, my fundament.