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Let's compose an RHP Chess Poem for 2008 with the title 'The Heartache of Chess'. Though free verse would make exquisite sense, with an eye toward structure I'll give it lift off with a rhyming couplet approximating iambic pentameter. Only one rule: Let's keep it alive and lengthing until Russ is inspired to pen the concluding lines. Deal?

The Heartache of Chess

#1 Learned chess early on from a kind Swedish Uncle, not an aunt.
Helen busily nuanced the kitchen, while Len served en passant.

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Let's compose an RHP Chess Poem for 2008 with the title 'The Heartache of Chess'. Though free verse would make exquisite sense, with an eye toward structure I'll give it lift off with a rhyming couplet approximating iambic pentameter. Only one rule: Let's keep it alive and lengthing until Russ is inspired to pen the concluding lines. Deal?

...[text shortened]... ily nuanced the kitchen, while Len served en passant.

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For those of you who are reading this rhyme
Please visit a thread more sublime

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Originally posted by Ironstar
For those of you who are reading this rhyme
Please visit a thread more sublime
Sadly, I'm compelled to answer the call,
But its not so awful, t'only sucks one ball.

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Let's compose an RHP Chess Poem for 2008 with the title 'The Heartache of Chess'. Though free verse would make exquisite sense, with an eye toward structure I'll give it lift off with a rhyming couplet approximating iambic pentameter. Only one rule: Let's keep it alive and lengthing until Russ is inspired to pen the concluding lines. Deal?

...[text shortened]... ily nuanced the kitchen, while Len served en passant.

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Pushing pawns and struggling to castle?
I'd rather be kinky and wear tassels,
Rubber suits and gas masks too,
What I'd give to be in SF zoo.
Oooh Mother.

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Originally posted by jimslyp69
What I'd give to be in SF zoo.
Oooh Mother.[/b]
Well, if you're in the Frisco zoo watch out for tigers!

One good note about this thread, it will get a lot of the howler monkeys banned when they go one step too far with their dirty limricks.

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Chess life was good, till Grampy found the forum
with threads like these, I think we'll all die from boredom.

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Let's compose an RHP Chess Poem for 2008 with the title 'The Heartache of Chess'. Though free verse would make exquisite sense, with an eye toward structure I'll give it lift off with a rhyming couplet approximating iambic pentameter. Only one rule: Let's keep it alive and lengthing until Russ is inspired to pen the concluding lines. Deal?

...[text shortened]... ily nuanced the kitchen, while Len served en passant.

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Uhhh...that's not iambic pentameter. This is iambic pentameter:

I learned to play chess from a Swedish aunt,
Now I can castle and move en passant.
But she still beats me at every game;
I think that her teaching must be to blame.

You see? An iambic foot has two syllables, one stressed and one unstressed. A line of iambic pentameter would have 5 iambic feet, or ten syllables.

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Originally posted by rwingett
Uhhh...that's not iambic pentameter. This is iambic pentameter:

I learned to play chess from a Swedish aunt,
Now I can castle and move en passant.
But she still beats me at every game;
I think that her teaching must be to blame.

You see? An iambic foot has two syllables, one stressed and one unstressed. A line of iambic pentameter would have 5 iambic feet, or ten syllables.
how many feet does a iambic millipede have...smarty😛

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There once was a pawn muncher from Nantucket...

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Originally posted by MontyMoose
Well, if you're in the Frisco zoo watch out for tigers!

One good note about this thread, it will get a lot of the howler monkeys banned when they go one step too far with their dirty limricks.
Thanks, Steve. Evelyn and I lived in Houston for six glorious years decades ago and often visited your town and, I think it was, neighboring Greene during Octoberfest. Hand over the heart for TX...

With respect to this not so brilliant idea of a 2008 RHP Chess Poem, we're less than one day out and already I almost (but not quite) regret initiating the eye of the needle which now fuses this mixed thread. Guess what's on the inside eventually finds its way out. -Bobby

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Originally posted by rwingett
Uhhh...that's not iambic pentameter. This is iambic pentameter:

I learned to play chess from a Swedish aunt,
Now I can castle and move en passant.
But she still beats me at every game;
I think that her teaching must be to blame.

You see? An iambic foot has two syllables, one stressed and one unstressed. A line of iambic pentameter would have 5 iambic feet, or ten syllables.
Rex, appreciate your understanding and defense of the integrity of the musical guts of our mother tongue. Please note, though, that a feeble qualifier was inserted in anticipation of just such a purist reply, i.e., "approximating iambic pentameter". Also, would you allow for the presence and lilt of trochees and dactyls and internal rhyme? Best -gb

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Originally posted by epic0002
Chess life was good, till Grampy found the forum
with threads like these, I think we'll all die from boredom.
Clever rhyme, Epic. Believe the loneliest word in the English Language (since it appears to be without a companion rhyme) would be... orange. Maybe everybody has overlooked one you might find. -gb

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Originally posted by redhatman
There once was a pawn muncher from Nantucket...
Nantucket is well worth the trip... only an hour ferry ride from Hyannis, fantastic fresh seafood, quaint colonial architecture, mopeds, etc.

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Clever rhyme, Epic. Believe the loneliest word in the English Language (since it appears to be without a companion rhyme) would be... orange. Maybe everybody has overlooked one you might find. -gb
orange and silver have the same number of letters and syllables, neither has a rhymic partner

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Nantucket is well worth the trip... only an hour ferry ride from Hyannis, fantastic fresh seafood, quaint colonial architecture, mopeds, etc.
I've been there, but I handle pawns, not much them.

I'm better at limericks and haiku than I am at iambic pentameter, not that I've tried the latter since college. 😛