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Let's Compose a Chess Poem...

Let's Compose a Chess Poem...

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Originally posted by tomtom232
Just becuase this thread makes me bored
I think that I shall go get myself floored
Ill join you with a blunt for two
Phillies© Grape.. will that work for you?

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Originally posted by coquette
orange and silver have the same number of letters and syllables, neither has a rhymic partner
Possible rhymes for...

Orange?

The Blorenge (mountain near Abergavenny in Monmouthshire)

Silver?

chilver (Old English [= a ewe-lamb])

Purple?

curple (Scot.) the hind-quarters or rump of a horse
hirple (Scot.) to walk lamely

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C--------------------------F------------G7-----C-----
When you play chess , you're considered geek.
C--------------------------F------------G7-----C-----
When you play it good, they say that you are freak.
F----G -----------a - minor---e -minor--F----G---C
But composing nice chess poem, makes you an ________ (put suitable word, I can't find it 😛)

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My horses rear end has turned purple,
Since I gave it a slap on the curple,
Tried to win the race,
By increasing the pace,
but now it can't run, only hirple.

- Feastboy 2007 -

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Originally posted by Feastboy
My horses rear end has turned purple,
Since I gave it a slap on the curple,
Tried to win the race,
By increasing the pace,
but now it can't run, only hirple.

- Feastboy 2007 -
Just the ticket !

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While arranging a range over Blorange,
A ranger enraged took my orange,
But my lid did not flip,
With my stiff upper lip,
I strode onwards and did not moan or whinge.

- Feastboy 2007 -

Actually, I don't know if the terms "flip your lid" or "whinge" are in the American lexicon. Whinging is basically the same as whining. To flip your lid is to lose ones temper.

And I'm sorry it's still not about chess!

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Originally posted by Feastboy
My horses rear end has turned purple,
Since I gave it a slap on the curple,
Tried to win the race,
By increasing the pace,
but now it can't run, only hirple.

- Feastboy 2007 -
Dynamite! Still chuckling...

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Powerful and sustained... would make Jack Kerouac and Ferlinghetti (sp) proud.
HOWL
by Allen Ginsberg


I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by
madness, starving hysterical naked,
dragging themselves through the negro streets at dawn
looking for an angry fix,
angelheaded hipsters burning for the ancient heavenly
connection to the starry dynamo in the machinery of night,
who poverty and tatters and hollow-eyed and high sat
up smoking in the supernatural darkness of
cold-water flats floating across the tops of cities
contemplating jazz,
who bared their brains to Heaven under the El and
saw Mohammedan angels staggering on tenement roofs illuminated,
who passed through universities with radiant cool eyes
hallucinating Arkansas and Blake-light tragedy
among the scholars of war,
who were expelled from the academies for crazy &
publishing obscene odes on the windows of the skull,
etc.

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
New word for the day... 'twee'. What is the meaning (or a synonym)?
chiefly British : affectedly or excessively dainty, delicate, cute, or quaint

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Thanks, Iron Monkey.

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Glad my little limerick made someone chuckle at least!

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Originally posted by Feastboy
Glad my little limerick made someone chuckle at least!
Any possibility of replacing horse with knight creating a chess poem?

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Ive been playing chess for 14 hours today
it seems to be quantity not quality play
tomorrow I promise to make better moves
then maybe Ill win more games than I lose


😞

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Originally posted by Mathurine
Possible rhymes for...

Orange?

The [b]Blorenge
(mountain near Abergavenny in Monmouthshire)

Silver?

chilver (Old English [= a ewe-lamb])

Purple?

curple (Scot.) the hind-quarters or rump of a horse
hirple (Scot.) to walk lamely[/b]
Percy Gorringe is a character in a P.G. Wodehouse novel.

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Originally posted by epic0002
Ive been playing chess for 14 hours today
it seems to be quantity not quality play
tomorrow I promise to make better moves
then maybe Ill win more games than I lose


😞
Great tie in with the suggested title, "The Heartache of Chess".
Second stanza? Either way, please save me a slice...