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Let's Compose a Chess Poem...

Let's Compose a Chess Poem...

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~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Tack sa Mycka


Learned chess quite early from a kind uncle who tried
to instill healthy respect for toxic pawns and liver fried,

blind pigs on the seventh and incremental tempo gain.
Patience met with favor, lighfoot attacks with disdain.

Swedish families wisely avoided coddling their young.
Harsh ancestral beaches cleansed the mother tongue.


-gb (Jan.'08)


Note; Cleaned up, tightened and completed the zero draft best I
could. This RHP 2008 Chess Poem Entry is dedicated with respect
and affection to 'a few, a happy few, a band of brothers' (in chess
and in shared fascination with language). You know who you are...

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
This RHP 2008 Chess Poem Entry is dedicated with respect
and affection to 'a few, a happy few, a band of brothers' (in chess
and in shared fascination with language). You know who you are...
A very, very few😞

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In Xanadu did Kubla Khan
A stately pleasure dome decree
Where Alph, the sacred river ran
Through caverns measureless to man
Down to a sunless sea
Checkmate, fag

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I'm sittin' here playin' chess...
It's the &*$*^ best....

Yeah...
That's about it.

Besides sex.
Which is much better than chess... by a long shot.

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Once upon a chessboard dreary
As I pawn-dered weak and weary
Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore
Some big douchebag took my Bishop
Then said "man you really slipped up"
So I hit him on the head with a hammer

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'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.
"Beware the back row mate, my son"
The Jabberwock did say
So I moved my f-pawn freeing some
And we continued play

Come on guys, I'm keeping this thread alive all by myself and I'm running out of stuff to plagiarize

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Originally posted by Sam The Sham
'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.
"Beware the back row mate, my son"
The Jabberwock did say
So I moved my f-pawn freeing some
And we continued play

Come on guys, I'm keeping this thread alive all by myself and I'm running out of stuff to plagiarize
I was thinking The Raven was going to segue into Maxwell's Silver Hammer.

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i am the dancing unicorn/a sailor on lifes sea of fate/dancing the entropy tango /and seeking final mate/i know i will achieve my goal/when absolute zero/steals your sailors soul.

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Originally posted by a winner
i am the dancing unicorn/a sailor on lifes sea of fate/dancing the entropy tango /and seeking final mate/i know i will achieve my goal/when absolute zero/steals your sailors soul.
Thanks for bringing the thread back to life with your interesting lines.

-gb

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Thanks for bringing the thread back to life with your interesting lines.

-gb
He lifted his arms,
"Mate soon!," he said
As he locked his fingers
Behind his head.

He considered the move
He was soon to make
That would end the struggle.
This victory he'd take.

He arched his back,
Took a satisfied breath,
Then looked at me
Like the spectre of death.

An impish smile
Stretched across his face,
And his eyes rolled back
In a pleased grimace.

"My rook goes here
And takes your queen,
Then my knight jumps to
Where your bishop has been."

I studied the board.
He was quite correct.
His analysis clear.
His calculations checked.

I searched my brain
For the right finesse
A subtle move that would
Display my best.

Then Cassia spoke
My muse! My rhyme!
I pointed to his clock,
"You're out of time."

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Originally posted by Policestate
He lifted his arms,
"Mate soon!," he said
As he locked his fingers
Behind his head.

He considered the move
He was soon to make
That would end the struggle.
This victory he'd take.

He arched his back,
Took a satisfied breath,
Then looked at me
Like the spectre of death.

An impish smile
Stretched across his face,
And his eyes rolled bac ...[text shortened]...

Then Cassia spoke
My muse! My rhyme!
I pointed to his clock,
"You're out of time."
Alas, not mine, but I was entertained, and it is good to share 🙂

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Originally posted by Policestate
Alas, not mine, but I was entertained, and it is good to share 🙂
One of the best yet. Thanks... 😀

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He took my rook
Then called me a schnook
So I splattered his face
All over the place
He was so totally gay
He now saves his insults for online play

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Oh, to express,
With real success,
And worthy stress,
The heartiness
With which I bless
The Manliness
Of pensive Chess.

For who can guess
The broad excess
Of thoughtfulness
And steadiness
One must possess
For full success
In playing Chess?

And I confess
That no duress,
Nor dire distress,
Can well repress
The eagerness
With which I press
To play at Chess.

No pitiless
Fair sorceress
Could dispossess
By soft caress
By mien or dress
Th' obsequiousness
I owe to chess.

Anon

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Originally posted by Rene-Claude
Oh, to express,
With real success,
And worthy stress,
The heartiness
With which I bless
The Manliness
Of pensive Chess.

For who can guess
The broad excess
Of thoughtfulness
And steadiness
One must possess
For full success
In playing Chess?

And I confess
That no duress,
Nor dire distress,
Can well repress
The eagerness
With which I ...[text shortened]... Could dispossess
By soft caress
By mien or dress
Th' obsequiousness
I owe to chess.

Anon
Niccce.