Homer's Mom (singing): "How many roads must a man walk down before they call him a man."
Homer: "Um...Six."
Lisa: "Dad, it's a rhetorical question."
Homer: "Rhetorical, eh?...Seven!"
Lisa: "Do you even know what rhetorical means?"
Homer: "Do I know what rhetorical means!?"
Bart:
“War is neither glamorous nor fun. There are no winners, only losers. There are no good wars, with the following exceptions: The American Revolution, World War II, and the Star Wars Trilogy.”
Bart again:
“There's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare kids, like the boogeyman or Michael Jackson.”
One more from Bart:
“What if you're a really good person, but you get into a really, really bad fight and your leg gets gangrene and it has to be amputated. Will it be waiting for you in heaven?”
Not exactly Simpsons, but Simpsons-related.
From Futurama episode "One Big Ball Of Garbage".
Fry - I bet I could dig around in any pile of junk and find something good. Look, a real Beanie Baby! Oh, a Spock Collector Plate! *crash* Wow! Bart Simpson dolls!
(There is a huge pile of B.S. dolls)
(Bender goes and picks up one, and pulls the string)
Bart Doll - Eat my shorts!
Bender - OK! (munch munch muinch) Mmmm, shorts.
Marge: "We need to get those kids back in school. This morning I cought Lisa trying to disect her raincoat."
Homer: "I know. And this perpetual motion machine she built is a joke. It just keeps going faster and faster."
Marge: "I'm worried about Bart. He needs boundaries and structure. There's something about flying a kite at night that's so unwholesome."
Bart (really creepy): "Hello, Mother dear..."
Marge: "That's it! We've got to have a talk with them."
Homer: "You're right. Lisa, get in here."
Lisa (really, really creepy): "heh heh."
Homer: "In this house, we obey the laws of thermodynamics!"
Homer: "Lisa, if you're mad about something, you should squeeze all your anger into a bitter little ball and release it at an appropriate time, like that ball game when I threw a wiskey bottle at the referee. Remember that?"
Lisa (cute and daughter-like): "yeah."
Homer: "remember?"
Lisa: "yeah."
Homer: "When daddy hit the referee?"
Lisa: "yeah."
What about in Treehouse of Horror 2. This is more of a trivia than anything. Listen to the commentry on the DVD and you actually find out that when you cut ot the Simpsons' house that the kids runnning outside of the house is Charlie Brown and freinds, identifiable by CBs ghost costuime with holes in it.
Comic Book Guy: "How do you feel about fat, 40 year old virgins who still live with their mother?"
Girl at Bi-Mon-Sci-Fi-Con: "Comb the sweet tarts out of your beard and you're on!"
Comic Book Guy:" Don't try to change me baby"
and the immortal Wiggum with:
"Ok folks move along, move along. Nothing to see here." (Looks over shoulder) "Oh my God what a horrible plane crash! Come on folks, look at the flaming wreckage."
Originally posted by daharvesterCheif Wiggum: "Ralphy, I told you not to go in there. What IS your obsession with my forbidden closet of mystery?"
and the immortal Wiggum with:
"Ok folks move along, move along. Nothing to see here." (Looks over shoulder) "Oh my God what a horrible plane crash! Come on folks, look at the flaming wreckage."
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Cheif Wiggum: "He has no decency. He called my cheif Piggum."
All: "Ha ha ha ha."
Cheif Wiggum: "Oh, now I get it hehehe."
Cheif Wiggum: "Good-bye Ralphy. And remember, if your nose starts bleeding, you're picking it too much. Or, not enough."
I couldn't resist posting this one today...
Blind guy: "Aw, well I like you too. Isn't that nice. OK, get out of there. That's not for doggies." (bag of weed falls out of his pocket).
Cheif Wiggum: "Huh. It looks like he didn't like you at all. He just smelled your narcotics! Book him, Lou."
Officer Lou: "Hang on Cheif, it might be medicinal."
Blind guy: "Oh, oh yeah. Yeah, medicinal. Without it I could...go...even blinder!"