Lisa: "See? Do you see? I told you so."
Marge: "Lisa! Nobody likes a gloater. Right Homey?"
Homer: "You're mother's right."
Marge: "See?"
or when Skinner is doing stand-up:
Skinner: "How come you always run out of tardy slips before you run out of permission slips?"
Nelson: "How come you suck?"
Skinner: "I lack confidence."
But my favourite character is Gill the Salesman:
Gill: "Ah, they stole the balloon! I've been living in there! Well, just, you know, just 'till things pick up. [A hot plate falls from the sky and is
smashed on the ground.] Oh, lord, my hot plate. I only had two payments left!"
Not sure if this one's been posted yet:
Homer: "Yeah Moe that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked!"
Geez, I'm glad there's no more kids under 13 in here listening to this foul language... eh, darvlay? 😛
(aw man, Remora's gonna kill me for that one! lol )
The townsfolk dig up Jed Springfield's grave to see if he had a silver tongue.
Wiggum: Well, that settles that, there is NO silver tongue ...
Wiggum gets mischievious look on face, props Jed's skeleton on knee like ventriloquist's dummy
Wiggum: ... isn't that right, Bonesy?
Bonesy: Oh I wish Chief! With that kind of dough I could get me a new set of eyeballs!
Wiggum: That's the spirit Bonesy! Say, why don't you sing a song for the nice folks?
Bonesy: Alright, *cof* *ahem* (sings) Camptown ladies hear my song! Doo dah, doo dah ...
Fade
I just about crapped laffin at that
DuffMan: " (silenty)Are u the re God this is (Loud) DUFFMAN".
or when homer got fired by Mr. Burns.
Esquiner: some idiot thrown this in the reactor core"
Home: "here it is"
Mr Burns: "U did this ? How can u be so iresponsible"
Homer: "Sorry but it's my first day"
Mr Burns: "Since I have never see u before maybe its ur first day, O well carry on"
Esquiner: Sir, thats Homer simpson he has been working in here for 10 years"
Mr. Burns: Ohhhhhhhh really!! Why do u think u would lie to me"
Homer: "oh its my first day"
Mr burns: "Well, why didn't u say orrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggg u are fire.
Homer: "Bart, on your first day of school, I want to pass on to you the words of advice my father gave me..." [remembers]
Abe Simpson: "Homer, you're dumb as a mule and twice as ugly. If a strange person offers you a ride, I say take it."
Homer: "Lousy traumatic childhood."
Lisa: "I'm ugly!"
Homer: "You're not ugly! You're cute as a bug's ear."
Lisa: "Fathers have to say that kind of stuff."
Homer: "No they don't. Watch. Dad, am I cute as a bug's ear?"
Grandpa: "No. You're homely as a mule's butt!"
Homer: "See?"
Bart: "Jessica, it seems to me that if you really cared for me, you'd come forward and admit you're guilty."
Jessica: "But, Bart, don't you see? It's because I care for you that I can't come forward."
Bart [thinks first]: "That doesn't make any sense at all."
Jessica: "Alright, then I just don't feel like it, OK?"