The Simpsons

Bart: "I can't promise I'll try. But I'll try to try."

Originally posted by player42
Bart: "I can't promise I'll try. But I'll try to try."

Lisa: "Nobody likes me."
Bart: "Millhouse likes you."
Lisa: "Oh, please! Millhouse likes vasoline on toast."
Bart: "Hmmm..."

I think this has already been posted.

Legs: Say, I hear there's a lunar eclipse tonight. We should look up.
Curly (or something): Nah, for me it's solar, or nothing.

I really liked Sunday's Halloween episode, but I haven't seen it enough times yet...

Ralph [in Moe's opium den]: "I can blow opi-oh's!"

bart dad there a father son camp weekend

homer - but bart you dont have a son!

Steven Wright: "I finally got around to reading the dictionary. Turns out the zebra did it."
All: "hahahahaha"
Homer: "I don't get it."
Lisa: "Dad, the zebra didn't do it. It's just a word at the end of the dictionary."
Homer: "I still don't get it."
Lisa: "It's just a joke."
Homer: "Oh, a joke! hahahahaha. I get jokes!"

my favourite...

Homer (obviously) to Ned:

"Well Ned, id love to want to help but..."

a phrase ive used several times at work.

Ralph: "I wanna be in the bake-off."
Cheif Wiggum: "Well, I liked your grilled crayon sandwich, Ralphy."
Ralph: "No you didn't. You only had a pretend bite."
Wiggum: *Sigh* [takes a bite, shudders]
Ralph: "Can you taste the thumb tacks?"
Wiggum: "Thumb tacks?.."

Bart: "Attention, everone! This is Gabriel. My personal social worker. He has to be here. I'm just that nuts."
Millhouse: "Why do you get a social worker?! I'm the one with stigmata!"

Homer - Ahh! Cobras! COBRAS!!!!
Mrs Krabapple - What is he doing?
Beart - Night horrors, ma'am.
Homer - COBRAS!!

Bart: "Basically, Krabappel said you'd give the teachers everything they want."
Skinner: "She did?!"
Bart: "Yeah. She said you'd fold faster than Superman on laundry day."
Skinner: "We'll see about that. Bart, I always thought you were sneaky and manipulative. But now I see you're really a sweet little boy."
Bart: "Thank you, sir."
Skinner: "Awww."

Marge: "Why don't you come in for a glass of milk?"
Nelson: "Cow's milk?!"

Ralph: "duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck..."

Originally posted by player42
Marge: "Why don't you come in for a glass of milk?"
Nelson: "Cow's milk?!"

Ralph: "duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck..."

No, I'd have to say I still find them very funny (and original). All of last season was great, especially the last two episodes. And so far, this season has not disappointed me.

I hope that when I'm very old, The Simpsons will still be going strong with season 60.