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bart is smoking weed and homer come up and says, "hey! what in the world do you think your doing? that's mine," and he grabs it from him and starts smoking it

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Originally posted by gameover9
bart is smoking weed and homer come up and says, "hey! what in the world do you think your doing? that's mine," and he grabs it from him and starts smoking it
Sorry, but that has never happened. You must have imagined it.

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Originally posted by player42
Sorry, but that has never happened. You must have imagined it.
I agree......I been watching the simpsons for years but have never seen that.
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maybe..........

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Homer: "I just spent $15 on this Bible. Talk about a preachy book! Everybody's a sinner! Except this guy..."

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Otto: " Hey, 'Shemp' is 'hemp' spelled backwards!"

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Homer: "And Otto is... Otto spelled backwards!"
Otto: "Now I'm scared."

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Marge: "Homie, I don't mean to nag, but what does this have to do with healing your eyes?"

Homer: "As soon as I graduate I am so outa here!"

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Marge "Good night, Homer. (leaves)"

Otto: "Dude, your Mom is hot!"

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Bart: "Millhouse, my mom wears earrings. Do you think she's cool?"
Millhouse: "No. I think she's hot! Sorry. It just slipped out."

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Homer: "There's your giraffe, little girl."
Ralph Wiggum: "I'm a boy."
Homer: "That's the spirit. Never give up."

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(doorbell rings)
Bart: "It's the fe-mail man!"
Lisa: "Fe-mail carrier, Bart."

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Bart: "Mom, Dad! Sideshow Bob is trying to kill me!"
Homer: "Bart! Don't interrupt."
Marge: "Homer, this is serious."
Homer: "Oh, it is not."

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Originally posted by gameover9
bart is smoking weed and homer come up and says, "hey! what in the world do you think your doing? that's mine," and he grabs it from him and starts smoking it
Actually, I think it has, however Bart is going to, not having some of Homer's Medicinal Marijuana...it's on of the episodes that has earned a M15+ rating in Australia...

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Remember when Homer got the crayon removed from his brain?

Homer: "Goin' to church, huh?"
Ned: "Yep."
Homer: "I think I can save you some time."
Ned: "Ooh, found a new shortcut, eh?"
Homer: "Better. I was working on a flat tax proposal and I accidentally prooved that there's no God."

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Originally posted by player42
Remember when Homer got the crayon removed from his brain?

Homer: "Goin' to church, huh?"
Ned: "Yep."
Homer: "I think I can save you some time."
Ned: "Ooh, found a new shortcut, eh?"
Homer: "Better. I was working on a flat tax proposal and I accidentally prooved that there's no God."
Flanders: Oooh can't let this get out. *takes paper and burns it*
Homer is already posting flyers on peoples cars. 😀

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