thoughts that keep me awake at night

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"after exhuming the freshly buried remains of a deceased cutthroat and scoundrel,
which she then combined with the rotting organs of a door-to-door Amway salesman,
several telemarketers, and a disbarred attorney"


i really want to audition to the onion
these folks are my heroes

@diver said
May I suggest a two-step solution:

1) have a tidy up
2) get a plumber in

"thoughts that keep me awake at night

hmmm?

Did I turn on the a/c for the morning

Did I fill the kettle for my morning cuppa

Did I lock the back door

Did I make a move on RHP to stop a time out

Damn, did I let the dog back in

I must have done; only my best friend would give me sloppy kisses like that

I keep thinking about infinity. Endlessly.

telemarketers calling me day and night
my weapon is ready, but which way do i go?
mess with their heads with my own recording
is the only answer i know

so many recordings
so little time

https://www.thisisarecording.com/

There are many things I am anxious about and many that keep me awake for hours at night.

However, the one thing that helps me relax is the very gentle snoring of my beautiful German Shepherd cross; a friend who has brought her toy when she knows I am stressed; who comes and lays by me when I have to have a rest; a friend who wakes me up for 'play time' - our evening play in the back paddock.

I wake up in the night and hear her gentle snoring; knowing she is there helps me.

If I don't get out of bed around 7.15 am she come round and starts whining and pawing me to make me get up and will not settle until I get out of bed.

What better friend could anyone ever ask for.

her name is Georgie.

@Martin said
There are many things I am anxious about and many that keep me awake for hours at night.

However, the one thing that helps me relax is the very gentle snoring of my beautiful German Shepherd cross; a friend who has brought her toy when she knows I am stressed; who comes and lays by me when I have to have a rest; a friend who wakes me up for 'play time' - our evening play in ...[text shortened]... tle until I get out of bed.

What better friend could anyone ever ask for.

her name is Georgie.

It's not thoughts that keep me up at night, but a change in my sleep pattern.

@Arkturos said
It's not thoughts that keep me up at night, but a change in my sleep pattern.

@Ghost-of-a-Duke said
Dogs are the best.

@moonbus said
@rookie54

How is it that a woman can undo the clasp and take her bra off behind her back, whereas a man struggles to get the clasp open even when he's looking at it ?

@Suzianne said
Familiarity.

@Martin said
Trust someone to ruin a feel-good thread.