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With White Women
Yo momma's so fat that when she went to hell, she got kicked out cuz her sizzling carcus brought back memories of the sweet aromatic flava of hickory smoke bacon and sausage and gravey.
In a hot place
Yo mama so fat she sat down in hell and smothered da fire .
In your face
Yo momma's so fat, she's got all your friend's mommas orbiting around her.
Tha Brotha Hood
Yo mama sat fat, her tombstone will say, "Here lies one great Christian with a huge heart."
Yo momma's so fat that even Ivanhoe questioned the sanctity of her life.
yo mama so fat, her low swinging chariot has the sign "wide load"
Yo mama so fat, an angel came to her and said, "Be not afraid...of exercise."
Yo momma's so fat that when she went to Africa to do a mission trip she refered to Somalians with yeast infections as "quarter pounders with cheese."
Felicific Forest
.Yo momma soooooooo stupid she believed ever'thing da mafrauda said.
Yo mama so fat she will attract the wolf pack
.Ma Frauda soooooo stupid she now leavin' RHP
on the payroll
Jesus' momma so fat, only god could get 'er pregnant.
Right behind you...
Yo mama so fat she must have immaculate digestion.
Yo mama so fat, she cried at no1marauder's funeral because they didn't serve sandwiches.
Yo momma's so fat that yo daddy needed Moses' staff to divide her thighs so as he could propogate and bring yo sorry ass into tha world.
