Yo Mama

Yo Mama so fat, when they was passing out halos she thought they was donuts and ate the whole crate.

Yo mama so fat, they had to make an infinite crane just to get her up to heaven.

yo mama so fat, her faith in "things not seen" encompasses not only the existence of God, but also the existence of her own feet and knees.

Yo mama so fat, she looked inside the empty tomb and her head got stuck.

Yo momma's so fat that when Onan spilled his seed on tha ground, she waited and waited for anything to grow that she might eat.

Yo momma's so fat that when the dry bones in Ezekial came to life, they blamed her for eatin them.

Yo mama so fat, when Jesus healed the blind man, he opened his eyes, saw yo mama, pointed to her and said, "That must be the fat bitch who stole my lunch!"

Originally posted by kirksey957
Yo momma's so fat that when Onan spilled his seed on tha ground, she waited and waited for anything to grow that she might eat.

Originally posted by orfeo
Yeeeeeurrgh, that was a bit nasty.

Um...

Yo Moma so fat, St Peter shoulda used her to balance the boat when he caught all those fish.

Yo Moma so fat, 7 years of plenty ain't gonna be enough to feed her.

Yo Moma so fat, all she has to do to tear down a temple is roll.

Yo mama so fat, if Mohammed don't go to mama, mama will come to Mohammed.

Yo mama so fat, Jesus say: "Let he who has not sinned eat the first scone".

Yo' mama's sooooooo fat her social security number has a kicker!!!

This thread is still going? Excellent!

Yo Mama's so fat, she made Goliath look like Nicodemus.