Yo Mama

Yo mama so fat, we was banished from the garden of eatin'

Yo mommas's so fat that when she saw the Exorcist, she thought that girl threw up a seaweed smoothie.

yo mama is so fat, she jumped in the Red Sea and the splash made it rain for 40 days

yo mama is so fat and saintly, Jesus is gonna hafta let her enter thru da wide gate

yo mama is so fat, she ate all the funny god jokes

Yo mama so fat, by the time the collection plate moves across her lap, inflation takes 3% out of the offering.

Yo Mama so fat, a wise man said a journey around her starts with the the first step.

Yo momma's so fat that when she read in the Bible where God said to live off the fat of the land, she thought it was the Gospel of Atkins.

Yo Mama so fat, God tried to take her sins as far away from her as the east is from the west, but there was nowhere to go.

Yo Mama so fat, it's going to take a lot more than a mustard seed's worth of faith to move her.

Yo Mama so fat, at Easter she makes the sky go dark for three hours.

Yo Mama so fat, when she gets to heaven they're gonna re-pave the streets with something stronger.

Yo Mama so fat that she won't be able to wear angel wings in Heaven but instead have to strap twin 747 engines to her back.

Yo momma's so fat that she went in to hiding when they called for the sacrificial fatted calf.

Yo mama so fat, she thinks the reason for the season is baked ham.