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Oh yeah, just because I found this thread, doesn't mean I don't still want an explanantion of why it disappeared to begin with.

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Originally posted by orfeo
Oh yeah, just because I found this thread, doesn't mean I don't still want an explanantion of why it disappeared to begin with.
It disappeared because yo Mama so fat she sat on it sideways and it squeezed out clear over to here and blew out all the candles in the church, that's why.

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I guess the rules of the game have changed.

Yo mama so fat, she bought every piece of beef jerky in the general store.

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Yo mama so fat, if she was in the army she'd be a 40-star General.

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Yo mama's so fat, she burped out Jonah and his brother.

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Originally posted by DoctorScribbles
I guess the rules of the game have changed.

You started the thread. You make the rules.

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Yo mama so fat they used her to plug Mt Ivanhoe and stop it from errupting.

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Yo mama so fat she bungee jumped and went straight to hell.

(Sorry if its already been posted, but I'm too lazy to check all the pages.)

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Spurning the theme, ooohooohhhh..

Yo mammy so tall she did a cartwheel and kicked Jesus in the chin.

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Originally posted by orfeo
A better version of that would be simply to say

Yo Mama so fat, she's a black hole.

which would be pretty much the ultimate in weight gain.

But we're supposed to be playing BIBLICAL Yo Mama. So we can carry on because we haven't found the ultimate post yet.
Yo mama so fat she can become a black hole any day now.

In my opinion this is even better ..... whatdaya think ?

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Yo mama so fat she would have eaten the apple, the snake and the whole F***in' tree.

Yo mama so fat she could have brought down the walls of Jericho just by slappin' 'em with her big ol' ass.

etc.

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Originally posted by ivanhoe
Yo mama so fat she can become a black hole any day now.

In my opinion this is even better ..... whatdaya think ?
I think this is quite possibly the worst joke I've ever heard. Period.

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Yo momma so fat she bought stilts and came home with flats.

Yo momma so fat that when she sits around the exquisitely appointed Tuscan villa, she sits around the exquisitely appointed Tuscan villa.

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Yo mama so fat when she went on an elevator it said "One at a time, please"

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Yo mama so fat she jumped into the ocean and the ocean got out and siad "I'll wait my turn"