Yo Mama

Yo momma's so fat, she inspired the lyrics to the hymn, "There's a Wideness in God's Mercy."

Originally posted by darvlay
This thread is still going? Excellent!

Yo Mama's so fat, she made Goliath look like Nicodemus.

Yo mama so fat, she already become one with everything...

Yo momma's so fat she thought the hymn "How Great Thou Art" was about her.

Yo momma's so fat that her flatuance was used as alternative power for the 12,000 pipe Aeolian Skinner of Riverside Church in NYC. (I hope I get a rec from Nemesio for this one).

Originally posted by LemonJello
yo mama so fat, her faith in "things not seen" encompasses not only the existence of God, but also the existence of her own feet and knees.

Yo mamma so fat, when she got baptized it caused another flood!

Yo Mama so fat she use the Arc of the Covenant as her powder puff.

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Yo mamma so stupid, I told her Christmas is aroun' da corna and she wen lookin' fo it.

Originally posted by kirksey957
Yo momma's so fat that her flatuance was used as alternative power for the 12,000 pipe Aeolian Skinner of Riverside Church in NYC. (I hope I get a rec from Nemesio for this one).

Originally posted by Phlabibit
My wife laughed when I told her yours!

Yo Mama so fat, The Church had to re-think Intelligent Design.

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Yo mama's so fat god can't get the whole wide world in his arms anymore.

Originally posted by Pawnokeyhole
Yo mama so fat, she already become one with everything...

I've got to come up with something better, obviously.


But this isn't the time of day to do it!

Yo mama's so fat they nick named her Legion