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Okaaaay, so are people officially abandoning the original idea for this thread, or are some of you just too darn lazy?

Yo Mama so fat, Jesus gotta calm the waves when she takes a bath.

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Yo mama so fat, even Coconut had to accept that gravity exists.

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Well, let's see if this works...

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Originally posted by bbarr
Well, let's see if this works...
I tremble in awe.

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Originally posted by bbarr
Well, let's see if this works...
I knew you were a magician, I told ya so many times ...... great show.😀😵😀

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Originally posted by DoctorScribbles
I tremble in awe.
I tells ya doctor, it is just a matter of having all da pieces of da puzzle ..... and you obviously don't have 'm all .... LMFSO ...... lol .....

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Where is the generality of this thread? I think it should be moved to the spiritual forums

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Originally posted by kirksey957
Where is the generality of this thread? I think it should be moved to the spiritual forums
That's right, this thread is specifically Biblical. We're playing Bible Yo Mama, after all.

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Yo momma's so fat that Jesus told her that if her eye offendeth her to pluck out her celluleyet.

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Originally posted by kirksey957
Where is the generality of this thread? I think it should be moved to the spiritual forums
I never ever had such a laugh after reading this. You must be perplexed.

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Originally posted by DoctorScribbles
That's right, this thread is specifically Biblical. We're playing Bible Yo Mama, after all.
Yo momma so fat she just keeps tremblin' in awe ...... ha ha ha

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Yo Mama so fat, they moved her to General Forum to make room for Jesus...

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
Yo Mama so fat, they moved her to General Forum to make room for Jesus...

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Yo momma so fat, she imploded and resurrected in another universe.

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Originally posted by DoctorScribbles
Yo mama so fat, she got the entire text of Genesis tattooed around her ankle.
yo mama so fat the devil moved hell into her bum-hole

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Originally posted by ivanhoe
Yo momma so fat, she imploded and resurrected in another universe.
A better version of that would be simply to say

Yo Mama so fat, she's a black hole.

which would be pretty much the ultimate in weight gain.

But we're supposed to be playing BIBLICAL Yo Mama. So we can carry on because we haven't found the ultimate post yet.