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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
Clearly, someone doesn't understand the Chuck's relationship with time.
Chuck Norris decides what time it is!

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Originally posted by Bad wolf
Chuck Norris decides what time it is!
That's right. 😏

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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

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Originally posted by Bad wolf
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
LOL:

If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds
till." After you ask, "Two seconds to what?" he roundhouse kicks you in
the face.

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Originally posted by mochiron
LOL:

If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds
till." After you ask, "Two seconds to what?" he roundhouse kicks you in
the face.
A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for
handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot
belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park
there.

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Originally posted by mochiron
A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for
handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot
belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park
there.
"They once tried to carve Chuck Norris's face into Mount Rushmore, but the granite wasn't hard enough for his beard."

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Originally posted by mochiron
"They once tried to carve Chuck Norris's face into Mount Rushmore, but the granite wasn't hard enough for his beard."
Death once had a near-Chuck-Norris experience.

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Originally posted by Zander 88
Chuck Norris' bedroom is always brightly lit. No, he doesn't have fear of the dark. The dark fears Chuck Norris.
Your posts are absolutely hilarious Chuck, keep it up!

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Originally posted by chrissyb
Your posts are absolutely hilarious Chuck, keep it up!
Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

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Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

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Originally posted by Bad wolf
Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
Chuck Norris let the dogs out.

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Chuck Norris has cake AND eats it.

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Originally posted by Bad wolf
Chuck Norris has cake AND eats it.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

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Chuck Norris once got an erection whilst lying face down in the mud, he struck oil.

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Originally posted by Bad wolf
Chuck Norris once got an erection whilst lying face down in the mud, he struck oil.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.