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Just for reading this Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick ya in the face.
And please don't cry, you'll just get another one coming... You'll get another one coming anyway, so do as you please.

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Chuck Norris is the reason Hitler committed suicide.

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Chuck Norris doesn't get owned: Chuck Norris owns you.

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Big Bang my a$$! Chuck Norris roundhoused existence into being!

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Chuck Norris died 5 years ago, it is just that death hasn't plucked up the courage to tell him yet.

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Originally posted by Bad wolf
Chuck Norris died 5 years ago, it is just that death hasn't plucked up the courage to tell him yet.
But I killed him again, and this time Death didn't have any excuse anymore. So now Chuck Norris is dead, and he knows it.

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Originally posted by reinfeld
..i have heard that he wears iron underwear...is chuck norris really that tough ?...does he ever play chess ?....are anyone of you the real chuck norris ( please check your crotch...if you see rust you may either
be chuck norris or you may be frank burns )....and where is frank burns these days anyway ?...
you guys remember last year when chuck norris jokes were the rage at school for a couple months...
at my school, someone could, literally, walk into school, with a few stapled pages of chuck norris jokes
and become famous over night...

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Originally posted by Nordlys
But I killed him again, and this time Death didn't have any excuse anymore. So now Chuck Norris is dead, and he knows it.
**Death gets a roundhouse kick to the face**

Now look what you've done, death is crying. :'(

I hope you're happy with yourself! 😠

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Originally posted by Bad wolf
**Death gets a roundhouse kick to the face**

Now look what you've done, death is crying. :'(

I hope you're happy with yourself! 😠
Muhahaha! 😀

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Originally posted by Bad wolf
**Death gets a roundhouse kick to the face**

Now look what you've done, death is crying. :'(

I hope you're happy with yourself! 😠
Death didn't cry because of your (I assume it was you; it sure wasn't Chuck Norris, he's double-dead) weak roundhouse kick, he cried because he has a tough job and nobody likes him.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Death didn't cry because of your (I assume it was you; it sure wasn't Chuck Norris, he's double-dead) weak roundhouse kick, he cried because he has a tough job and nobody likes him.
Chuck Norris isn't officially 'dead' until death touches him.
Even then, Chuck Norris is so brilliant, death would die, not Chuck Norris.

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Originally posted by Bad wolf
Chuck Norris isn't officially 'dead' until death touches him.
Even then, Chuck Norris is so brilliant, death would die, not Chuck Norris.
Death has already touched him, and it was Chuck Norris who died.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Death has already touched him, and it was Chuck Norris who died.
Oh...🙁

The Devil is scared of Chuck norris, so is God, where will he go?

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Originally posted by Bad wolf
Oh...🙁

The Devil is scared of Chuck norris, so is God, where will he go?
He will be where he wants to be.

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Originally posted by rubberjaw30
you guys remember last year when chuck norris jokes were the rage at school for a couple months...
at my school, someone could, literally, walk into school, with a few stapled pages of chuck norris jokes
and become famous over night...
In case you hadn't noticed - everyone ignores you. Maybe you should try being a part of the community instead of a pain in the hole...