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Originally posted by Frank Burns
You miss me don't you pinhead?
Uggggh! Rosie O'Donnell? WHY???

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Originally posted by rbmorris
Uggggh! Rosie O'Donnell? WHY???
I had been drinking... maybe I should put my dog back up there.

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Originally posted by Frank Burns
I had been drinking... maybe I should put my dog back up there.
Yes, please. Anything but Rosie.

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Originally posted by rbmorris
Yes, please. Anything but Rosie.
Hideous, isn't she?

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I'm drinking too, but I guess that's nothing new. 😕 Hi Frank old buddy and Arby too! 😀

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Originally posted by Frank Burns
Hideous, isn't she?
I was particularly insulted that they chose her for Betty Rubble. 😠

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Originally posted by rbmorris
I was particularly insulted that they chose her for Betty Rubble. 😠
Yeah Betty R. was a hottie, Rosie is, well, what I think about to avoid premature ejaculation. 😕

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Originally posted by Ice Cold
I'm drinking too, but I guess that's nothing new. 😕 Hi Frank old buddy and Arby too! 😀
Hey Ice! Good to hear from you again. I just stopped in at the site to peruse the forums a little. I've been taking a sabatical from chess so I could get some things taken care of at home.

I think reinfeld likes me!

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Originally posted by rbmorris
I was particularly insulted that they chose her for Betty Rubble. 😠
She could have played Barney Rubble though.

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Chuck Norris can force a checkmate with 2 knights.
He can also force a mate with just his King.

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Originally posted by Ice Cold
Chuck Norris can force a checkmate with 2 knights.
He can also force a mate with just his King.
One time, I saw Chuck Norris was put in mate and his king roundhoused the opponent's rook and it exploded. He later went on to win just a pawn because his king got bored and went home.

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Chuck Norris fool's mate everybody. Either that a roundhouse kick to the head. Sometimes he got them both going... And the ordering doesn't matter!

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Chuck Norris can shoot a plane down by pointing at it and saying "bang!"

Chuck Norris does not know how to swim, but water is too afraid to do anything about it.

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are
trademarked names for his left and right legs.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
I am an accomplished thread killer, as well as a Chuck Norris killer.
you're next on his list

http://video.yahoo.com/video/play?vid=237128

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Robot murderer? Nobody murdered the robot.
Yet...