chuck norris

I don't feel like checking all of the posts to see if it has already been said but:

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his mother did.

Originally posted by stan3221
I don't feel like checking all of the posts to see if it has already been said but:

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his mother did.

I once saw Chuck Norris roundhouse an alligator and it became a full assortment of luggage.

Originally posted by slappy115
I once saw Chuck Norris roundhouse an alligator and it became a full assortment of luggage.

http://www.geocities.com/nealdmiller/chucknorris/chucknorris1.html

Mr. T. pitties the fool who messes with Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke
the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she
was flying over the Pacific Ocean.

Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and
unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was
finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul
back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he
should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

Originally posted by AThousandYoung
http://www.geocities.com/nealdmiller/chucknorris/chucknorris1.html

You could have some chronic diarrhea and still Chuck Norris wouldn't take any crap from you.

Originally posted by AThousandYoung
Yet...

Originally posted by Nordlys
Argh. What did you do to the cute little rabbitgoat? :'(

Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.

Barrens chat, anyone? 😀

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Argh. What did you do to the cute little rabbitgoat? :'(