chuck norris

Originally posted by Dutch Defense
Chuck Norris. Man of all men. Just looking at him puts hair on your chest. He doesn't do push-ups...he pushes the world down. He doesn't cut the grass...he dares it to grow. If you get into a fight with him, PREPARE TO DIE. If he says something, YOU WILL DIE. If he doesn't, YOU WILL LIVE. At least, that's what I heard. 😉

Originally posted by AThousandYoung
Are "Chuck Norris" and "YOU WILL LIVE" compatible?

Chuck Norris' bedroom is always brightly lit. No, he doesn't have fear of the dark. The dark fears Chuck Norris.

Originally posted by Zander 88
Chuck Norris' bedroom is always brightly lit. No, he doesn't have fear of the dark. The dark fears Chuck Norris.

Originally posted by AThousandYoung
Are "Chuck Norris" and "YOU WILL LIVE" compatible?

Chuck Norris isn't hung like a horse, horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

Originally posted by Bad wolf
Chuck Norris isn't hung like a horse, horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

Originally posted by Dutch Defense
Huh? 😕

EDIT: Now that makes sense. 😉

Chuck Norris doesn't Play the Immortal game, Chuck IS the immortal game.



edit. and he thinks Time for chess is for wooses

Originally posted by huckleberryhound
Chuck Norris doesn't Play the Immortal game, Chuck [b]IS the immortal game.



edit. and he thinks Time for chess is for wooses[/b]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=woose

i like at the end of dodgeball

"stupid chuck norris"

one of the best punchlines

Originally posted by huckleberryhound
Chuck Norris doesn't Play the Immortal game, Chuck [b]IS the immortal game.



edit. and he thinks Time for chess is for wooses[/b]

Originally posted by Dutch Defense
What? 😕

Originally posted by st00p1dfac3
Chuck Norris doesn't have time to Play The Immortal Game, he's too busy kicking ass. But if he did have Time For Chess, he'd play at Time For Chess.