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Originally posted by rubberjaw30
you guys remember last year when chuck norris jokes were the rage at school for a couple months...
at my school, someone could, literally, walk into school, with a few stapled pages of chuck norris jokes
and become famous over night...
One time somebody made a comment like that to Chuck Norris when he brought Chuck Norris jokes to work. The guy hasn't been seen.

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There is one thing Chuck Norris cant do. He cant teabag someone. Thats because he POTATO SACKS them.

Chuck Norris forces me to edit 7 times- TWICE!

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Chuck Norris is a rageing homosexual. And the Texas Rangers are sorta gay too...

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Originally posted by st00p1dfac3
Chuck Norris is a rageing homosexual. And the Texas Rangers are sorta gay too...
If Chuck Norris ever had sex with a men, it wouldn't be because he was gay, it would be because there were no women left.

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Originally posted by Dutch Defense
He will be where he wants to be.
Roundhouse kicking the robot murderer!

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Originally posted by Bad wolf
Roundhouse kicking the robot murderer!
that's what she said
and by she, I mean all who mock the Chuck

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Originally posted by Bad wolf
Roundhouse kicking the robot murderer!
Robot murderer? Nobody murdered the robot.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Robot murderer? Nobody murdered the robot.
way to kill an otherwise excellent thread

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Originally posted by rubberjaw30
way to kill an otherwise excellent thread
I am an accomplished thread killer, as well as a Chuck Norris killer.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Robot murderer? Nobody murdered the robot.
Chuck Norris could murder a robot.

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Originally posted by slappy115
Chuck Norris could murder a robot.
Not anymore. He's double-dead.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Not anymore. He's double-dead.
But not even death can stop a pissed off Chuck Norris so I'd be careful. I heard that one time he sneezed and he destroyed half of New Orleans.

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Originally posted by slappy115
But not even death can stop a pissed off Chuck Norris so I'd be careful. I heard that one time he sneezed and he destroyed half of New Orleans.
He can't sneeze anymore. He excels at everything, so he's deader than anyone else.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
He can't sneeze anymore. He excels at everything, so he's deader than anyone else.
he can roundhous kick at air, and the molecules in the universe will become disturbed, their electrons entering a hyper-excited state...
at thius point, your mechanical devices and other robotic functions will cease to function...

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Originally posted by reinfeld
..i have heard that he wears iron underwear...is chuck norris really that tough ?...does he ever play chess ?....are anyone of you the real chuck norris ( please check your crotch...if you see rust you may either
be chuck norris or you may be frank burns )....and where is frank burns these days anyway ?...
You miss me don't you pinhead?