Jokes

@rookie54 said
if yer from scotland yer a scot
if yer from england yer an eng

what?
it's just logic

Kind of true only the a became an e! That's why the French call it Angleterre

Literally Angleland so Angs rather than Engs. Although actually we are descended from Angles, Saxons, Picts, Celts, Normans, Vikings...

My wife had one of these dna tests that are popular now which came up with Tuareg as high percentage chance of being ancestors. They are North African nomads so must have been seriously lost when they ended up in Bootle?!? That said she does have a bad sense of direction.

@petewxyz

Well, my gf laughs a lot, can't get lost in Arizona, seems she has a sense of Yuma......

@rookie54 said
if yer from scotland yer a scot
if yer from england yer an eng

what?
it's just logic

I'm from America. I am.

Some new golfing terms:

A Dominic Cummins - long drive out of bounds with no penalty
An Arthur Scargill - good strike with poor result
A Son-in-law - not what you hoped for, but could have been worse
A Salman Rushdie (putt) - long and difficult to read

Best name for a boat: Unsinkable 2.

It's a fine line ... the difference between a numerator and a denominator.

A red boat and a blue boat collide and both sink.


The crews were marooned.

Did you know that the navies of Sweden, Norway and Denmark all have barcodes on the sides of their warships?

It's so ports can "scan-the-navy-in"

@wolfgang59
That's what happens when the paint aint dry.....

What you need to shop in Europe: a mask

What you need to shop in America: a mask, a brick, and an AR-15

@wolfgang59

You should have continued your other series. 😉

@earl-of-trumps said
What you need to shop in Europe: a mask

What you need to shop in America: a mask, a brick, and an AR-15

Na, just and AR 15, or the Joe Biden AR 14

@caesar-salad said
@wolfgang59

You should have continued your other series. 😉

You want to know more about the Fibonacci series?


It's as easy as 1, 1, 2, 3.