1. SubscriberPonderable
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    29 Oct '20 17:56
    @rookie54 said
    so the silver surfer and the iron man team up
    they are now alloys
    Which alloy has magical properties?

    cast iron
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    29 Oct '20 18:44
    you see a mousetrap

    i see free cheese and a challenge
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    30 Oct '20 03:09
    me: *stabs vampire*
    wife: omg
    me: *beats zombie to death*
    wife: OMG
    me: what
    wife: yer supposed to give them candy
  4. SubscriberPianoman1
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    30 Oct '20 07:42
    @rookie54 said
    i tried to become a pianist but i was grasping at strauss
    What do get if you drop a piano down a mine?
    Ab minor.
    What do get if you drop a piano on the barracks.
    Ab major.
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    01 Nov '20 14:07
    i had my coffee this morning shaken, not stirred

    do not recommend
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    plato: aristotle, is your abacus working?

    aristotle: i wouldn't count on it
  7. SubscriberSuzianne
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    Seen on a t-shirt:

    2020
    (1 star out of 5)
    "very bad; do not recommend"
  8. Standard memberyo its me
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    03 Nov '20 09:26
    Fun fact: All near death experiences have a zero fatality rate.
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    03 Nov '20 11:251 edit
    @yo-its-me said
    Fun fact: All near death experiences have a zero fatality rate.
    OOC: In fact a "recounted" would make the sentence correct. In fact since all People who are dead have been near death before, the experienced the time before dying…

    obligatory joke:

    My father was hit by a car while he distracted by cleaning lint out of his pocket.
    My mother always said it would be his nit-picking that would be the end of him.
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    03 Nov '20 19:47
    i like big butts
    and i cannot lie
    i like enormous alsos
    and gigantic althoughs
    and the occasional medium yet
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    I'm giving up drinking till Christmas.

    ...
    No wait ... typo ..
    I'm giving up. Drinking till Christmas!
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    if you've not yet tried archery blindfolded
    you don't know what yer missing
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    06 Nov '20 00:38
    i heard that a murder hornet mated with a giant jellyfish and the baby murderfish ate godzilla

    and you thought 2020 was over
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    09 Nov '20 16:52
    once upon a time
    in bizarro world
    a turkey pardoned a president
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    handyman here
    i messed up bigtime

    when a lady called asking me about gutters i responded that i had woken up in a few of them and could not recommend any of them

    no work on this monday
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