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Linkenheim
Joined 22 Apr '05 Moves 655405 @rookie54 said
so the silver surfer and the iron man team up
they are now alloysWhich alloy has magical properties?
cast iron
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Joined 09 Mar '08 Moves 201000 you see a mousetrap
i see free cheese and a challenge
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Joined 09 Mar '08 Moves 201000 me: *stabs vampire*
wife: omg
me: *beats zombie to death*
wife: OMG
me: what
wife: yer supposed to give them candy
Seedy piano bar
Joined 09 May '08 Moves 279307 @rookie54 said
i tried to become a pianist but i was grasping at straussWhat do get if you drop a piano down a mine?
Ab minor.
What do get if you drop a piano on the barracks.
Ab major.
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Joined 09 Mar '08 Moves 201000 i had my coffee this morning shaken, not stirred
do not recommend
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Joined 09 Mar '08 Moves 201000 plato: aristotle, is your abacus working?
aristotle: i wouldn't count on it
Isle of Misfit Toys
Joined 08 Aug '03 Moves 36645 Seen on a t-shirt:
2020
(1 star out of 5)
"very bad; do not recommend"
Me, all along
Joined 14 Jan '07 Moves 63388 Fun fact: All near death experiences have a zero fatality rate.
Linkenheim
Joined 22 Apr '05 Moves 655405 @yo-its-me said
Fun fact: All near death experiences have a zero fatality rate.OOC: In fact a "recounted" would make the sentence correct. In fact since all People who are dead have been near death before, the experienced the time before dying…
obligatory joke:
My father was hit by a car while he distracted by cleaning lint out of his pocket.
My mother always said it would be his nit-picking that would be the end of him.
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Joined 09 Mar '08 Moves 201000 i like big butts
and i cannot lie
i like enormous alsos
and gigantic althoughs
and the occasional medium yet
hirsute rooster
Joined 13 Apr '05 Moves 20459 I'm giving up drinking till Christmas.
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No wait ... typo ..
I'm giving up. Drinking till Christmas!
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Joined 09 Mar '08 Moves 201000 if you've not yet tried archery blindfolded
you don't know what yer missing
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Joined 09 Mar '08 Moves 201000 i heard that a murder hornet mated with a giant jellyfish and the baby murderfish ate godzilla
and you thought 2020 was over
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Joined 09 Mar '08 Moves 201000 once upon a time
in bizarro world
a turkey pardoned a president
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Joined 09 Mar '08 Moves 201000 handyman here
i messed up bigtime
when a lady called asking me about gutters i responded that i had woken up in a few of them and could not recommend any of them
no work on this monday
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