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A horse saddles up to the bar
Bartender says, “Hey”
The horse says, “Sure”

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@Great-Big-Stees said
A horse saddles up to the bar
Bartender says, “Hey”
The horse says, “Sure”
Bartender: "We don't get many horses in here."

Horse: "At these prices, you won't get many more either."

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God (appears to a human): I will answer you any two questions.

Human: Really? Right now?

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Don't tell me you're getting hoarse ....

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Well, now you're galloping off in all directions. Try to stay in the saddle.

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Two friends walk up to the bar
First friend says “a pint of bitter for me and a lager for the donkey”
Bartender says to the other friend “why is he calling you a donkey?”
Second friend replies “eeyore eeyore eeyoreways calls me that”

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Paddy and Seamus find three hand grenades lying on the ground.

Paddy: What should we do with them? Can't let kids find them and play with them.

Seamus: We should take them to the police station.

Paddy: What if one of them blows up?

Seamus: We'll say we found only two.

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@Paul-Martin said
The mane reason I post is for the smart bits.
Readers will soon bridle at your obsessive punning.

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@moonbus said
Readers will soon bridle at your obsessive punning.
The neighs have it.

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@Great-Big-Stees said
The neighs have it.
Such withering replies.
I think I'll hoof it.

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@Great-Big-Stees said
The neighs have it.
OK, that does it ! I'm hoofing it outta here !