Jokes

A horse saddles up to the bar
Bartender says, “Hey”
The horse says, “Sure”

@Great-Big-Stees said
A horse saddles up to the bar
Bartender says, “Hey”
The horse says, “Sure”

@moonbus said
Bartender: "We don't get many horses in here."

Horse: "At these prices, you won't get many more either."

God (appears to a human): I will answer you any two questions.

Human: Really? Right now?

@Paul-Martin said
These equestrian jokes are making me lose my voice

Irishman on desert island unearths a bottle.
Uncorking bottle a genie appears.

Genie: For releasing me, I shall grant you TWO wishes.
Irishman: I wish for an everlasting bottle of Guiness.
KAPOW
Iririshman: That is fantastic! (after taking a few pints)
Genie: What is your second wish?
Irishman: I'll have another one of these!

@moonbus said
Don't tell me you're getting hoarse ....

@Paul-Martin said
Hay. Don't rein on my parade!

Two friends walk up to the bar
First friend says “a pint of bitter for me and a lager for the donkey”
Bartender says to the other friend “why is he calling you a donkey?”
Second friend replies “eeyore eeyore eeyoreways calls me that”

Paddy and Seamus find three hand grenades lying on the ground.

Paddy: What should we do with them? Can't let kids find them and play with them.

Seamus: We should take them to the police station.

Paddy: What if one of them blows up?

Seamus: We'll say we found only two.

@moonbus said
Well, now you're galloping off in all directions. Try to stay in the saddle.

@Paul-Martin said
The mane reason I post is for the smart bits.

@moonbus said
Readers will soon bridle at your obsessive punning.

@Great-Big-Stees said
The neighs have it.

@Great-Big-Stees said
The neighs have it.