Jokes

@rookie54 said
the existence of the kazoo implies the existence of the kaquarium

I tried to catch fog today.

Mist.

I took my young daughter to the office last week on Bring Your Child To Work Day. As we walked around the office she started crying. I asked her what was wrong.

As my concerned colleagues gathered around she sobbed "but daddy, where are all the clowns you said you worked with?"

NO NUKING ON MONDAYS

My neighbour is the mother of identical twins Amal and Juan.
She only keeps a photo of Juan in her wallet to show people.

Well, if you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Control Freak.
Con…
Okay, now you say, “Control Freak who?”

escalatorgate

yeah, it's true
mom did take tylenol when i was the bun in the oven
but it was tylenol pm, so i only have autism at night

My neighbours listen to some of the most amazing music played very loudly.

Whether they like it or not.

it seems like a joke to me

Nearly a third of Americans have had a ‘romantic relationship’ with an AI bot, new survey says
More than half of those surveyed (54 percent) said that they had some sort of relationship with an artificial intelligence platform
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/americans-romantic-relationships-ai-chatbot-study-b2838217.html


a single caveat
my vibrator does not count
it's not AI, or it would know when to turn itself off

I was going to tell you a time travel joke, but you folks didn’t like it.😢

@Great-Big-Stees

A time traveler has traveled back in time to the year 1963.
However, he does not know the exact date.
He sees a CIA agent nearby and asks him:
"Is today before or after the JF-"

"Before"

@orangutan said
I took my young daughter to the office last week on Bring Your Child To Work Day. As we walked around the office she started crying. I asked her what was wrong.

As my concerned colleagues gathered around she sobbed "but daddy, where are all the clowns you said you worked with?"

I got to meet a microbiologist today.

She was a lot bigger than I expected.

@Ghost-of-a-Duke said
I got to meet a microbiologist today.

She was a lot bigger than I expected.