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@moonbus said
OK, that does it ! I'm hoofing it outta here !
Let’s take a poll.


@moonbus said
OK, that does it ! I'm hoofing it outta here !
1. Horses have two hind legs in the back, and forelegs in front.
2. 2+4=6. If you don't believe this, you're stupid.
3. Therefour, horses have 6 legs.
4. 6 is an odd number of legs for a horse to have.
5. But 6 is also even. The only number which is both odd and even is infinity.
6. Therefore, horses have an infinite number of legs.


@orangutan said
1. Horses have two hind legs in the back, and forelegs in front.
2. 2+4=6. If you don't believe this, you're stupid.
3. Therefour, horses have 6 legs.
4. 6 is an odd number of legs for a horse to have.
5. But 6 is also even. The only number which is both odd and even is infinity.
6. Therefore, horses have an infinite number of legs.
Men are mortal, Socrates is a man, therefore, Socrates is mortal.

Men are numerous, Socrates is a man, therefore, Socrates is numerous.


@orangutan

It is an interesting conception that the infinite is both an odd and an even number.


@moonbus said
Men are mortal, Socrates is a man, therefore, Socrates is mortal.

Men are numerous, Socrates is a man, therefore, Socrates is numerous.
All birds are flying.
Some birds are idiots.

Therefore:

Some idiots are flying.


@Nanomaster said
@orangutan

It is an interesting conception that the infinite is both an odd and an even number.
Easily proved.

What is infinity + 1?


@Suzianne said
Easily proved.

What is infinity + 1?
Lots, +1?🤔


My Grief Counsellor died today. He must've been good, because I don't really care.

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@Great-Big-Stees said
Lots, +1?🤔
My point is, if infinity is odd, then infinity + 1 is even.

If infinity is even, then infinity + 1 is odd.

But infinity + 1 is also infinity, so ergo, infinity is even and odd.


infinity is not a number and cannot be treated that way.


@Earl-of-Trumps
Infinity is a fascinating concept - I could talk about it forever.

But seriously ... it really does mean a lot to me.


@Earl-of-Trumps said
infinity is not a number and cannot be treated that way.
Agreed. It is nonsense to talk about an infinite number of stars, or an infinite number of digits. There is no such number as an infinite number.


@moonbus said
Agreed. It is nonsense to talk about an infinite number of stars, or an infinite number of digits. There is no such number as an infinite number.
See above where I proved an infinite number of legs on a horse.
So there.


@orangutan said
See above where I proved an infinite number of legs on a horse.
So there.
That was a horse of a different color. So there so there !


@moonbus said
That was a horse of a different color. So there so there !
Better to trot out that old chestnut now, because we'll want fresh chestnuts in a couple of months.

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