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My uncle made a fortune in white goods. He became a fridge magnate.


A lion would never play golf…but a Tiger Wood.🤔😁


The 5 rules for Soviet intellectuals:

Don't think.

If you think, don't speak.

If you think and speak, don't write.

If you think, speak and write, don't sign.

If you think, speak, write and sign, well, don't be surprised.

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@earl-of-trumps removed their quoted post
I hope you meant "wart" and not "watt", because some sexual minorities go a little too far for my taste, but hey:

"To each their own, right or wrong."


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Wow.

As if gay people and Jewish people don't play chess here or post in the forums.

Who hacked your account? Were you sarcastically trying to teach Earl a lesson in how not to post?

Too much booze or you are getting old enough that your brain is starting to glitch?

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@Arkturos said
I hope you meant "wart" and not "watt", because some sexual minorities go a little too far for my taste, but hey:

"To each their own, right or wrong."
Dang, I missed that. it blows the whole joke. 😠

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@Earl-of-Trumps said
Dang, I missed that. it blows the whole joke. 😠
I think we can allow you at least one bad joke. 😉

And I have no idea what's going on with @sonhouse, especially considering he's an accomplished musician who has traveled around so much.


@Earl-of-Trumps said
Dang, I missed that. it blows the whole joke. 😠
It did remind me of the 40 Watt Club, so there's that. 😉


A man with a frog attached to his head, walks into a bar (pub)
The bartender says, "Say, how long have you been carrying that around?"

The frog said, "It started out as a wart on my arse a couple of months ago"


@Earl-of-Trumps said
A man with a frog attached to his head, walks into a bar (pub)
The bartender says, "Say, how long have you been carrying that around?"

The frog said, "It started out as a wart on my arse a couple of months ago"
Better! 😉


@Earl-of-Trumps said
A man with a frog attached to his head, walks into a bar (pub)
The bartender says, "Say, how long have you been carrying that around?"

The frog said, "It started out as a wart on my arse a couple of months ago"
What did the frog order at McDonald’s?
French flies and a diet croak.

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@Ponderable said
What did the frog order at McDonald’s?
French flies and a diet croak.
I take it that was after his unsuccessful trip to the library?

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@Paul-Martin said
Saw you on TV today.

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