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What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?

You can't hear an enzyme.

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Why is it when you donate a kidney people love you but try to donate five and they call the police.😲

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analogy is not the same as proctology

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Well, that’s the last time I make the effort to donate blood. Far too many questions.

“Whose blood is that? Why is it in a bucket?”

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My blood test came back B+.
I'm hoping for A- next time if I put the work in.

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Today I beat a chess grandmaster in just five moves, leaving them weeping!

I love karate!

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Knock knock
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!

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Trutin & Pump

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i do not trust stairs
they always be up to something

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rookie54

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Who started the humour site "Pointless Waste of Time" (PWOT)?

20% Joss Whedon
0% The Wachowski Brothers
20% George Carlin
40% David Wong
0% Christopher Nolan
20% Robin Williams
5 votes • Final results


now, go back and guess


David Wong
The site was later absorbed into Cracked.com.

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As one door closes, another one opens.

Worst car I ever bought.

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@Ghost-of-a-Duke said
As one door closes, another one opens.

Worst car I ever bought.
🙂

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VELCRO
What a rip-off.

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Hedgehogs.


Why can’t they share the hedge ?

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@moonbus said
Hedgehogs.


Why can’t they share the hedge ?
Because of hedge rows

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