Jokes

I used a new taxi company yesterday, Clown Taxis. I got into the car and the doors fell off.

If ever attacked by a gang of clowns, go for the juggler.

Or

Both my parents were clowns. When they got divorced there was a terrible custardy battle.

My grandfather used to make shoes for clowns. No small feat, I can tell you.

@AlanTal said
My grandfather used to make shoes for clowns. No small feat, I can tell you.

@Ghost-of-a-Duke said
I'm all out of clown jokes. 🙁

@Great-Big-Stees said
When a clown whispers…run.😲

@Ghost-of-a-Duke said
I followed my father into the clown profession. I have big shoes to fill.

@Great-Big-Stees said
So when you said you were all out of clown jokes you were just clowning around?🤔

@Ghost-of-a-Duke said
Just jesting.

Victor Borge was known as the Clown Prince of Denmark.

Back to the jokes, please...

What do you get when you boil a clown?
Laughing stock.🤔

@Great-Big-Stees said
What do you get when you boil a clown?
Laughing stock.🤔

@Earl-of-Trumps said
Why do Americans serve their beer so cold?

So they won't confuse it with p!ss

What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?
One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.🤔😲😁