The Simpsons

orkyboy

Looooney Ork

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09 Nov 03 22:08

orkyboy

Looooney Ork

A galaxy far away

Joined: 25 Feb 03
Moves: 8046

16 Jan 04 17:37

Grampa: The year was 19-dickity-2. We had to use "dickity" because the Kaiser stole out word sixty. 🙄

Copenhagen, Denmark

Joined: 21 Mar 03
Moves: 53738

19 Jan 04 14:52

Originally posted by orkyboy
Grampa: The year was 19-dickity-2. We had to use "dickity" because the Kaiser stole out word sixty. 🙄

Grampa Simpson:
"I always get the blame around here! Who threw a cane at the TV? Who fell into the china hutch? Who got their dentures stuck on the toilet? "

😏

~~pizzathehut~~

Joined: 28 May 03
Moves: 13686

20 Jan 04 13:23

Not sure if this one has been said already

Homer: Marge, I never lie twice on the same form. I never have and I never will.
Marge: You lied dozens of times on our mortgage application form
Homer: But that was all part of a single ball of lies!

Copenhagen, Denmark

Joined: 21 Mar 03
Moves: 53738

21 Jan 04 18:52

Chief Wiggum:
"I'd rather let a thousand guilty men go free than chase after them."

Phlabibit

Mystic Meg

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Joined: 27 Mar 03
Moves: 17242

26 Jan 04 17:10

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Homer: "Oh, an ambulance from the 60's! I wonder how many hippies were denide service in this.... hehehe.... Stupid hippies!"

Same episode....

Homer: "Marge, I quit my job as a car salesman to be an Ambulance driver!"

Marge: "I thought you worked at the power plant!"

orkyboy

Looooney Ork

A galaxy far away

Joined: 25 Feb 03
Moves: 8046

28 Jan 04 17:59

Originally posted by Phlabibit
Homer: "Oh, an ambulance from the 60's! I wonder how many hippies were denide service in this.... hehehe.... Stupid hippies!"

Same episode....

Homer: "Marge, I quit my job as a car salesman to be an Ambulance driver!"

Marge: "I thought you worked at the power plant!"

Hippies: We give half our profits to war orphans
Homer: Profits, profits, profits, you Hippies are sell-outs
Hippies: Don't you work at the nucleur power plant?
Homer: Lets not play the blame game.

🙂

dfm65

The Godfather

Joined: 29 Jan 02
Moves: 52216

28 Jan 04 22:09

Originally posted by CFC
Mr. Burns: Who's that man Smithers?

Smithers: Homer Simpson, sir.

...one of your droids from sector 7.

dfm65

The Godfather

Joined: 29 Jan 02
Moves: 52216

28 Jan 04 22:44

near the end of the episode when Marge almost has an affair with the french guy who teaches her ten pin bowling, at the nuclear power plant...

Homer (carrying Marge): '...and if anyone wants to know where I am, I'll be in the back seat of my car with my wife...and I'll be gone FIVE minutes'

dfm65

The Godfather

Joined: 29 Jan 02
Moves: 52216

28 Jan 04 22:46

Originally posted by D43M0N
mmm...sacriligeous
mmm...free goo
mmm...forbidden donut

mmm...soylent green

Copenhagen, Denmark

Joined: 21 Mar 03
Moves: 53738

29 Jan 04 09:05

Originally posted by dfm65
mmm...soylent green

Mmm...recirculated air (After stealing Flanders's air conditioner).

Mmm...memo (After tasting a pencil he has stuck in butter)

Copenhagen, Denmark

Joined: 21 Mar 03
Moves: 53738

29 Jan 04 09:07

Homer: "Bart, I need some lucky numbers, fast. How old are you? Uh-huh, and whats your birthday? No kidding. And Lisa's birthday? What? You don't even know your sisters birthday? What kind of brother are you?"

Talem16

Chessaholics!!

Sunny California

Joined: 26 Nov 02
Moves: 320668

29 Jan 04 09:39

Homer telling Lisa "and The lesson is never try agian"

Copenhagen, Denmark

Joined: 21 Mar 03
Moves: 53738

30 Jan 04 18:09

Marge:"Homer, we need to talk to a financial planner."
Homer:"Financial panther, eh?"

[imagines himself standing in a bank lobby with an
officious banker]

--Banker:"Mr. Simpson, you're a dollar overdrawn."
--Homer:"Get him, Sheba!"
[a panther leaps onscreen and mauls the banker]

😀

masterP

Joined: 22 Jan 04
Moves: 297

30 Jan 04 19:37

Originally posted by orkyboy
Bart phoning Moe's: Hello, is there a Freely there? First initails I P.

Moe to everyone at bar: Ok I P Freely here? Do you know I P Freely?

(You have to say it for it to be funny) 😉

Bart phoning Moe's: Hi, is Amanda Huginkiss there?

Moe yells to everyone: I need Amanda Huginkiss right now!

Phlabibit

Mystic Meg

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Joined: 27 Mar 03
Moves: 17242

30 Jan 04 20:09

Originally posted by masterP
Bart phoning Moe's: Hi, is Amanda Huginkiss there?

Moe yells to everyone: I need Amanda Huginkiss right now!

Is that the episode where he has to call homer right after that at Moe's?

Bart: I need to speak to Homer.... Homer Sexual.

I also like when Bart goes to the bar to find homer and Moe says "Hey, hold on... I know that voice! Why, it's little Bart Simpson! I bet you're getting yourself into all kinds of trouble, aint ya boy?!"

Too funny.