Originally posted by masterPMore results of Bart's phonecalls to Moe:
Bart phoning Moe's: Hi, is Amanda Huginkiss there?
Moe yells to everyone: I need Amanda Huginkiss right now!
Moe: "Phone call for Al...Al Coholic...is there an Al Coholic here?"
Moe: "Hey, is there a Butz here? Seymour Butz? Hey, everybody, I wanna Seymour Butz!"
Moe: "Mike Rotch! Mike Rotch! Hey, has anybody seen Mike Rotch lately?"
Moe: "Uh, Hugh Jass? Oh, somebody check the men's room for a Hugh Jass!"
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Originally posted by CKRemember this one?
More results of Bart's phonecalls to Moe:
Moe: "Phone call for Al...Al Coholic...is there an Al Coholic here?"
Moe: "Hey, is there a Butz here? Seymour Butz? Hey, everybody, I wanna Seymour Butz!"
Moe: "Mike Rotch! Mike Rotch! Hey, has anybody seen Mike Rotch lately?"
Moe: "Uh, Hugh Jass? Oh, somebody check the men's room for a Hugh Jass!"
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Do you have Walter there? Walter Walldrunks? Can't remember which episode it was in.
on the episode with Homer as King Kong:
Mr Burns is organising an expedition to capture Homer Kong, and asks Mr Smithers whether Marge should be taken on board ship.
Smithers: I think women and seamen don't mix sir.
Burns: We all know what YOU think Smithers.
one of the many jokes that would go over the heads of most kids...
Originally posted by dfm65Another one not really meant for kids:
on the episode with Homer as King King:
Mr Burns is organising an expedition to capture Homer Kong, and asks Mr Smithers whether Marge should be taken on board.
Smithers: I think women and seamen don't mix sir.
Burns: We all know what YOU think Smithers.
one of the many jokes that would go over the heads of most kids...
Mr. Burns: "So, Smithers, what are you doing this weekend. Something gay, I expect?"
Smithers: "What?!! "
Mr. Burns: "You know, light and fancy free! Mothers, lock up your daughters! Smithers is on the town! "
Smithers: "Oh! Of course. "
Commercial: We put the fun in funeral
Homer: if something's hard to do it ain't worth doing it
Homer J. Simpson (when he finds his middle name): from now on I shall be known as Homer Jay Simpson
Marge (after Homer gave his kidney to his father): you've shortened your life significantly so someone else can have a slight extension of his.
Homer (when he doesn't know what to do, but gets told there's gotta be a solution somehow): that's it, somehow!
Bart: "Number of miracles performed by Bart: two. Number of miracles performed by Lisa: Zero."
Lisa: "You don't actually believe all this mumbo-jumbo, do you? The stage lights heated the bucket, causing the metal to expand."
Bart: "'Heat makes metal expand.' Now who's talking mumbo-jumbo?"
Scientist: "We could perform a surgery and remove the crayon from your brain. It could vastly increase your brain power. Or it could possibly kill you."
Homer: "Hmm... Increase my killing power, eh?"
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Phone Announcer: "Please speak the name of the stock you wish to check."
Homer: "Animatronics."
Phone Announcer: "Animatronics. Up 1.5 points."
Homer: "5 points? Yahoo!"
Phone Announcer: "Yahoo. Up 6.25 points."
Home: "What the hell is this crap?"
Phone Announcer: "Fox Broadcasting. Down 8 points."
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