Originally posted by haarlemMr. Burns: "Well, I say, 'hard cheese.'"
Mr. Burns (while arguing with Lisa about helping nature): Mother nature started the fight for survival and now she wants to quit because she's losing?
Lisa: "Mr. Burns, Mother Nature isn't our enemy!"
Mr. Burns: "Well, surely you aggree we can do without her."
Lisa: "No, I don't aggree."
All: (gasp)
Mr. Smithers: "How dare you contradict Mr. Burns?!"
Burns: "I'll handle this. He he he. Shut up, little girl. 😛 If I'd listened to negative nancies like you, I'd never be worth three million dollars today."
Lisa: "But according to your most recent biography, you only have two million."
Burns: "I-- what?" (awkward silence)
Smithers: "Actually, sir, it's considerably less than that." (more awkward silence)
Burns: "I, uh... have to go."
y'all hear? they're making a simpsons movie. its speculated that it'll take at most 2 yrs. could be funny. dont think so. after 15 seasons, they're digging for material allready. its the same old story, same old song and dance routine. dont get me wrong, i laugh everytime i watch it whether its the same plot again for the umpteenth time, im just stating for the purpose of stating that i dont think itll be very good.
I think the movie is a great idea, although I hope it doesn't turn out to be the end of the show like with Beavis and Butt-head.I wonder if the show can really sustain a movie, I hope that it doesn't turn out to be just like a really long normal episode.
I don't know how many of you guys ever watched the "mr. Bean show", it was kinda funny for like 20-30 minutes but when they tried to make it into a full movie it really got kinda dumb...
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Originally posted by CKIt will probably be a pretty lacklustre movie, but I'll bet Matt Groening will be able to have a very luxurious retirement on the revenues...
I wonder if the show can really sustain a movie, I hope that it doesn't turn out to be just like a really long normal episode.
I don't know how many of you guys ever watched the "mr. Bean show", it was kinda funny for like 20-30 minutes but when they tried to make it into a full movie it really got kinda dumb...
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Mark
Seriously. I think the movie is about ten years overdue; they should have made it in 1993-94 when they were at the peak of popularity. I'm sure it'll still be funny, though...
Barney: "I'm worried about the beer supply guys. After this case, and then the next case, there's only one case left! Yeah, we should get some more beer. Yeah, Barney's right, let's get some more beer. Yeah--"
Homer: "All right, guys, pipe down. I got some more in the garage."
Moe: "Ooh, the garage! Hey, hey fellas, the GARAGE."
Homer: "Why, what do you call it?"
Moe: "A car hole."😛
Homer (drunk): OK, so here are the people in my family...Marge, Bart, girl-Bart, the one that doesn't talk, & the fat guy! He makes me sick! (falls over)
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Lenny: Jeeze, Homer. I thought someone with two wives would be happy.
Carl: No, you're thinking of someone with two knives.
Moe: (While holding two knives) I gotta tell ya, this is pretty terrific.
Originally posted by CKLOL!
Homer (drunk): OK, so here are the people in my family...Marge, Bart, girl-Bart, the one that doesn't talk, & the fat guy! He makes me sick! (falls over)
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Lenny: Jeeze, Homer. I thought someone with two wives would be happy.
Carl: No, you're thinking of someone with two knives.
Moe: (While holding two knives) I gotta tell ya, this is pretty terrific.
These are two of my favorites!